"I'll made a deal with the Left:"

[AnnInLa]

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I'll make a deal with the Left: You wanna impeach President Bush? Go ahead. Knock yourself out. In fact, let's just go to the polls and turn the whole government over to the Democrats. You wanna run the whole show? Fine. Elect Howard Dean President. End all surveillance against possible enemy combatants, unless you can get a warrant based on probable cause. Withdraw from Iraq and Afghanistan immediately. Permanently kill the PATRIOT Act. Do whatever you want to do. I'm perfectly willing, at this point, to do it your way.

I mean, really, what's the worst that can happen? An American city goes up in nuclear fire? Well, it’ll probably be New York, Chicago, or LA. You know, a major city. I don't live there, nor do most Americans. So we'll be fine.

But here's the other half of the deal: If that happens, we get to march on Washington, drag you naked and screaming from your offices, and hang you from the ornate lampposts that line The Mall. Then, free from roadblocks thrown up by infantile political fools, maybe we'll get serious about defending the United States, her people, her freedoms, and her values, in an increasingly hostile world.


Good God.

http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/002221.html

[SeveneightyWhoa]

1. These people live in a black-and-white world.

It's either illegally spy on American citizens, or suffer a mass nuclear holocaust.

There's no middle ground.

Welcome to Stalin's America.

[kenny blankenship]

21. a black-and-white world, and lit from below by red Hell-fire

The world around us is evil. EEEEEEEVILL!!!!
They will stop at nothing to destroy us.
Hell is all around us, panting for our blood, thirsting to devour our souls!

We are therefore justified in doing anything to destroy them first, including turn the U.S.of A. into a Nazi dictatorship complete with Gestapo and concentration camps for undesirables, dissidents, and persons suspected of being suspicious.

[SmokingJacket]

2. Someone sounds a little defensive.

Things not going your way, Bucky?

:rotfl:

[FreedomAngel82]

3. I'm sure their march would be big eh?

:eyes:

[carolinalady]

4. The increasingly hostile world is a direct result of the

Neanderthals currently in charge. I just wish I would have taken the high road and dragged Bush naked and screaming from the WH when a big city like NY was attacked. Damn!

[salin]

5. they sure do have violent little fantasies, don't they?

[leftchick]

6. whoa!

someone has ODed on the kool aide! :eyes:

[jimshoes]

7. If only they'd learn to stop

being such assholes, the rest of the world might not hate us so much.

[EST]

8. Uh, didn't that major city thing already happen?

Count in NYC and the pentagon and that'd be three cities, plus a few more in Miss. and La. Whom do we march on, drag out and hang?

[FreedomAngel82]

And if you notice

the cities that were attacked VOTED FOR KERRY and not Bush. Tells ya something doesn't it?

[Frances]

13. I agree

Where was this person after 9/11 and Katrina and the mine disaster that killed 12 people? Bush was in charge then. Or is it OK to have failures if Repubs are in charge?

[Dr Fate]

9. Sounds like kinked-out Ku-Klux Klan shit to me. Naked Lynchings?

They are going to take our clothes off first?

Whadda buncha dress-wearing weirdos these guys are.

[RedStateHell]

10. I take offense to

that remark. I know a few dress wearing "weirdos" and these diabolical maniacs couldn't stand in their shadows. These people are dangerous.

[Dr Fate]

20. Do their dresses look like this?

[FreedomAngel82]

11. They just want to

see some boobs. Someone isn't getting laid.

[More Than A Feeling]

12. They hate the rule of law

Mass murders are apparently ok with them if they are political revenge. Now, who else does that sound like?

[peacetalksforall]

14. Wow - commanlity! I also want to defend the U.S. against George

fools and imperialistic, corporate-military-banking-baron control, environment killing, war mongering, theft, lies, deception, imposed religion, and kid and family killers. Maybe we can get together and talk things out.

[TheWatcher]

15. No, I'll Make Deal With Him.

We'll give the Right their own piece of land to do with as they wish, outside of this country.

The can form their own government, their own country, their own little theocracy, to do with as they please.

Here's the other half of the deal: They leave this country for good and they never return. And when the rest of the world decides to come after their fascist asses for trying to invade another country, they understand that we will not lift one finger to save them.

Problem solved.

[yellowdogmi]

19. They already have it. It's called

Iraq. If you believe so strongly sign up and go serve. In fact that is where I say we send the bushies when they are exiled. Old mother Barbara would last about two seconds in that culture. They don't like strong opinionated women. The difference? I just don't like her opinions. Or her offspring. Or their progeny.

[EST]

30. She'd probably fit right in, since, even in this country,

she should already be keeping her face covered.

[Skip Intro]

16. Good God is right. What a moronic rant. They act like bush PREVENTED 9*11.

That one, I fear, is beyond rehab. Over the edge and down the abyss.

We'll have to give him a little padded room somewhere where he can play rock'em, sock'em robots all day - one with a pic of bush and one with a pic of, um, well, lesse now...who has bush brought to justice for 9*11....????...hmmm.... Maybe we'll just get him a blow-up doll and put bush's pic on it. That should do it. And copy after copy of our Consitution and Bill of Rights for him to use as tp.

Lordy.

[Zodiak]

17. The Nazis

were famous for making their victims strip naked before they were executed, as well.

Anyone remember Schindler's List? The scene described by this right wing whacko reminded me of that movie.

[Swamp Rat]

18. Dear right wing nutjob,

Why aren't you in Iraq or Afghanistan defending your freedom?

If you do not enlist, re-up etc. TODAY, American will LOSE THE WAR!

If you stay home, sitting on your fat ass punching keys for the 101st Chairborn, AMERICA WILL BE DESTROYED, and it will be YOUR FAULT!

Here's the deal: either you shut the fuck up and never vote repuke again, or you go to Iraq to defend America IMMEDIATELY, until the War Against Terror is OVER. If you chicken out and stay here in the USA, and we get attacked by terrorists again, we get to drag your tight ass to the woodshed for a jellybath with Richard Simmons and 20 horny pigs. (killing people over political disagreements is un-American to the core, you Stalinist dumbbell)

[KyuzoGator]

22. Howard Dean as president...what a fantasy.

Imagine addressing issues that actually matter to Americans instead of gay marriage, braindead people on life support and abortion.

[mandyky]

23. Sorry, no deals!

There will be more terrorist attacks, even Bush's people say it a matter of when not if. GWB has not only been a miserable failure, he has shat upon our Constitution, and made mockery out of spreading demoracy.

People like this think the trains are still running on time, even after the Hurricanes. We are more vulnerable because of Bush. He's giving contracts to all his "friends", while doing absolutely nothing that really protects us from further terrorist attacks. We have lobbysists writing bills for their profit, not for OUR good. We have people who are not qualified in cabinet positiions, because they are "loyal" to this regime. But even they are getting antsy, because the American people are beginning to awake to the fact that the "emperor has no clothes", that there is a fake and phony "man behind the curtain" (Wizard of Oz).

[K-W]

24. If you wanted to know what facism looks like.

Take a look.

[trixie]

25. why do they always have sex on their minds?

[TahitiNut]

26. I'll make a deal with the right.

Vote in a liberal President, a supermajority of liberal Congressmen and Senators, shitcan Alito and put Alan Derschowitz in his place, and then behave as 'loyal to the President' and cooperative as the 'Democrats' did for over four years ... and guess what? This country will do so much better, after imprisoning all the crooked CEOs and COOs and corrupt 'religious' pundits, that any remaining fascists will be encased in cages for our children to laugh at.

[Nickster]

27. Sorry, I don't negotiate with terra-ists or Republicans...

[Lindacooks]

28. So, we get to do this to Bush now?

"If that happens, we get to march on Washington, drag you naked and screaming from your offices, and hang you from the ornate lampposts that line The Mall."

Because he was negligent and let 9/11 happen, of course.

[Yollam]

29. Oh brother. (RANT)

"infantile political fools"?

That's what these people thing of the FREAKING FRAMERS OF THE CONSTITUTION THAT GUARANTEES US FREEDOM FROM SEARCH AND SEIZURE WITHOUT PROBABLE CAUSE?!?!?!


ARGHHH!!!!

The Constitution is not just some cute little bunch of suggestions only to be used in good times. It is times of strife and danger such as these when we should be MOST vigilant in protecting it!

Christ!