Fear of Jon Steward & bush bashing at the Oscars--story on Fox now.

[rodeodance]

[FreedomAngel82]

1. What cry babies

[rodeodance]

18. jealous also

[yurbud]

45. "cry babies" is what we should say whenever they complain about legit

criticism or humor.

Not even that they are pompous bullies because that implies they have some power.

"cry baby" sounds more impotent.

[Dem Agog]

59. I stick with just one word:

WAAAAAAAH!

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[rodeodance]

2. actually coming up 'at the top of the hour'

[rodeodance]

3. some guest to be on talking of this prediction.

[rodeodance]

4. saying that twill make the Oscars a disaster.

[rodeodance]

6. in the meantime--somone (left) saying Tom. D. will do down as a disgrase

to the Congress.

[rodeodance]

13. Heartland man dismissing criticism of Tom saying this Dem is a bitter

enemy of Tom as he took away his congressional seat.

[rodeodance]

14. Heartland man is ticked off.

[FreedomAngel82]

Cue the cry baby sounds

[Sydnie]

15. I thought they hated Hollywod anyway

Why would they even bother watching? According to them, there is not a conservative within the city limits and certainly not "in the business". there hasn't been a movie that they should care about winning one since "the Passion", so what do they care for?

[Jade Fox]

41. They're so envious....

It's like they are saying, "We hate you, we hate you, we hate you libruls!!" while never taking their eyes off of us.

They remind me of younger siblings who "hate" their older siblings cause they can't be them.

[Sydnie]

42. Oh SNAP!

And when they break something, it's always because they "made me do it". Spot on!

[Imagevision]

70. Timing is excellant -- how many millions will see the Oscar's?

as Repug congressmen and staffers continue to be indicted after Nay.

[GR]

Everyone Hates Bush....So That Will Make The Oscars A Big Sucksess...

It will bring a young audience and be great....It's time Bush suffered his lumps for his high crimes...

[ixion]

5. they should fear Stewart... he speaks the truth!

:applause:

[rodeodance]

9. i think Stewart will be ok--whatever.

[emulatorloo]

54. He'll probably tell some of those Kerry-is-boring jokes I so enjoyed in 04

EOM

[DRoseDARs]

23. OH NOES!!1 A comedian making politically and culturally-relevant jokes...

...this is unpresidenteded. No one's EVER done that before.



Make'em hurt, John. :thumbsup:

[GreenPartyVoter]

27. *lmao*

[rodeodance]

31. making fun of Jr is my kind of show!!

[Suich]

7. What time zone? n/t

[rodeodance]

11. i am on central time--fox said it was coming up.

[Nikki Stone 1]

8. Maybe that will make up for the booing of Michael Moore

:)

[ck4829]

10. And Jon Stewart says HE has the fake news show

Go Jon!

:applause:

[MissWaverly]

12. Well now that they lost the war on x-mas, time to regroup

[rodeodance]

17. damn, I hate it when they tease with a story!!

DAMN

[MissWaverly]

28. I agree with you. rodeodance

It's one thing to criticize what someone said, it's quite another to criticize what they
might say, there's much wrong with this country right now which could use the spotlight
including mine safety instead of these childish diversions

[CatWoman]

53. Saint Patrick's Day better watch its back

:rofl:

[MissWaverly]

57. wrong-St. Patrick's day supports alcoholic spirits

It's probably what drove the snakes out of Ireland as my Dad used to say, remember
this is a no fun bunch!

[Batgirl]

16. preemptive intimidation: another beloved page from the RW playbook nt

[rodeodance]

20. right on.

[rodeodance]

21. commerical after commercial.

[rodeodance]

22. KICKYPOO

[rodeodance]

24. KICKYPOO

[rodeodance]

25. KICKYPOO

[rodeodance]

26. KICKYPOO

[rodeodance]

29. i give up--now talking of Sharon

[DRoseDARs]

33. lol You poor thing, you're on pukey dial-up aren't you? n/t

[txindy]

19. But, but, but....

If there wasn't so much material to draw on, there would be no jokes. Seriously, there could be a lifetime marathon with the material already provided by Junior.

Bottom line: If Jon Stewart uses every joke at his disposal, this will be the Oscar show that never ends. Aw, poor wingnuts.

[rodeodance]

30. yah, poor wingnuts. their blood pressure will be at the boiling point.

[DemBones DemBones]

32. But it's OK with them that

Leno and Letterman are still doing Monica jokes and other Clenis jokes? After six years?

[MODemocrat]

43. I'm beginning to wonder about Letterman's obsession with Bill Clinton

It seems to me the writers of his show could come up with something new once in a while;
Last night, he even had Stephanie to ask the question with reference to Current Events, and no surprise here, it was about Bill Clinton's pants. I get so bored with those old jokes; but I adore Paul Shaffer and his orchestra, so that's my reason for listening to the show.

:boring: :boring: :boring: :boring: :boring:

[DemBones DemBones]

60. First I quit watching Leno because of his obsession

(or more accurately, his writers' obsession) with Clinton jokes. Letterman is more balanced, tells more Bush jokes, but I've quit watching him, too, because he still tells Clinton jokes.

Telling jokes about the current president, Democrat or Republican, is standard American tradition. Telling jokes about a president six years out of office is indicative of a partisan agenda, IMO.

[Faygo Kid]

34. I will watch, as only one reporter could be better than Jon Stewart..

Thank God for Jon Stewart; the anti-Rush. Limbaugh, Hannity et al can't take ridicule, and Stewart serves it up with great effectiveness. I am enamored with The Man, though. Edward R. Murrow, Walter Cronkite, Huntley-Brinkley all rolled up into one.

[Midnight Rambler]

38. "Don't watch this year's Oscars unless you have the balls."

[Faygo Kid]

40. Another great photo to save of Our American Hero.

Could I form a Cult for Stephen? Would you join? Manson had "Helter Skelter." I suggest, for Stephen's cult, "You'll Never Find, Another Love Like Mine. . ." Stephen and Lou Rawls. What a winning combo. Can I have your commitment? Can I have your love? Can I have your money? As Stephen would say, it's for the children.

[Midnight Rambler]

44. I think AC/DC's "Big Balls" would be more appropriate

n/t

[Faygo Kid]

48. I'm easy. So long as you send money.

I am really old (like, The Turtles, The Lovin' Spoonful and Mamas and Papas). But, I will take money (me and Jack Abramoff and every Republican in America - peas in a pod).

[MODemocrat]

62. I'm a huge fan of Jon Stewart

Only wish it was on five nights a week instead of four. That's a great photo of Steve Colbert.
He's great also! Leno and Letterman had better think up someone new to joke about every night.
It's getting very boring. David has a thing about the crime in New York and the weather also.
Nearly every night, he starts out about the same way.
Here's to you Jon! thumbsup::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :thumbsup: :dem:

[fooj]

35. Boo fucking hoo!

If he wasn't such a rat bastard they'd have nothing to fear, right?

Peace.

[Skittles]

36. illegal wars, torture, warrentless wiretapping is A-OK

poking fun at bush? DEFINITELY NOT. :o

[ladjf]

37. The media is having to expend an increasing amount of

resources in order to shield Bush from the criticism that he is due.

[yurbud]

50. but absent fear, it won't work. Stewart should rip him a new asshole

metaphorically of course.

[ladjf]

51. Eventually, a situation as bad as the Bush Presidency just has

so many things wrong that it collapses due to structural reasons, like a levee that is waterlogged.

[yurbud]

56. but you still need to kick some of the debris through the hole

just for fun

[SeveneightyWhoa]

39. Well, put Jon on the Enemies List!

FOX can have as many right-wing Bush-blowing WACKOS on their payroll as they wish, spewing propaganda at every turn.

But when Jon Stewart, a liberal comedian (*gasp!*) hosts the Oscars, well..

"STORY AT 9! WILL HE DARE CRITICIZE OUR PRESIDENT?"

[FreedomAngel82]

46. Don't these people know what a remote control is??

[ladjf]

52. A well designed and preplaced robot-probe would have

located the miners within a half an hour. They would have walked out and that would have been that.

[yurbud]

47. Jon Stewart should make fun of Fox saying this...

"Fox News was concerned that I may use this as an opportunity to Bash President Bush, but I would not dream of doing anything to hurt the delicate feelings of the spoiled retarded frat boy who never had a job his dad didn't get for him or that he didn't fuck up.

No.

Instead, I encourage everyone watching at home to go out and rent Fahrenheit 9/11 again.

Now about that dress Paris Hilton is wearing, or should I say is almost wearing..."

[yurbud]

49. another great example of Bush crybaby sending out servants to fight his

battles.

Reminds me of his Butler's tell all:

Retired Bush valet: W has never wiped own ass

(AP) Thrallport, Maine--Alan Puckerthorn, recently retired lifelong valet of President George W. Bush is surprised that the public thinks of his former master as a "regular guy."

"I served Master Junior from the time he was out of his nappies until my arthritis made it difficult for me to dress and wipe him everyday," Puckerthorn said. "I doubt that he could survive more than a few hours or even minutes without servants to attend to his needs."

Remarkably, he claims the president has never even wiped himself after defecating. "Never. A gentleman does not touch feces even with toilet paper." In fact, toilet paper has never touched Bush's posterior. "His mother insisted we cleanse his anus with natural sponges soaked in mineral water, and then blow on it until it dried."

Puckerthorn didn't consider this duty a hardship until he had to accompany Bush to his one year of public education in fourth grade. "The other children would mock the master viciously when they saw me servicing his rectal hygiene needs. Being a child of privilege this did't hurt his pride any, but it did annoy him." He went on to say that Bush had him beat several of the boys that mocked him. "One must learn to respect their social superiors, and a good drubbing did the trick for most." One boy persisted in teasing Bush though, so Puckerthorn was forced to take the matter to the elder Bush, who used his CIA connection to have the child sold into slavery...


http://professorsmartass.blogspot.com/2005/04/retired-bush-valet-w-has-never-wiped.html

[stray cat]

55. Stewart is equal opportunity

He will gladly comment on anyone acting like a idiot.

[thefool_wa]

58. JOHN STEWART FOR PRESIDENT!

I love this guy and I hope that he spends so much of the time he has to speak bad-mouthing the administration that the "Chris Rock" him and he never gets to do it again.

This is awesome. Since 2k4, whenever you ask my 4 year old daughter (was 2 at the time) who should be president she says "John Stewart for President of COURSE daddy!" hehehe, kids are great.

They just fear the truth and anyone who dares take the stage in the mainstream and speak it.

[MODemocrat]

63. Jon has it all, brains, looks, charisma, definitely presidential material

He has a heart too; just thought I'd throw that in.

[kitkat65]

61. But Bush makes it sooooo easy.

[Neil Lisst]

64. I saw Stuart Varney with this story when Fox first pushed it.

It's a preemptive strike, an attempt to influence Stewart's presentation at the show. It's the classic rightwing tactic, classic Fox News and Karl Rove play. Make the other side play defense is always their gameplan.

It won't work. Stewart will use it to poke fun at Fox News, I hope.

[SmokingJacket]

65. He's the perfect host.

Sharp as a tack, always ready with a clever retort, unfailingly polite (unless Tucker Carlson is around) and EASY on the eyes. :loveya:

Ha ha Fox!

[Guaranteed]

66. It's odd how conservatives have NOT gone after Stewart....one has to

wonder how long exactly that will last, with him being so effective.

[xkenx]

67. Poor Widdle Foxy Woxy News--Boo Fuckin' Hoo

[Imagevision]

68. NBC favors Conan over Jon Stewart?? - thta's really brilliant!

to replace Leno -- yaaaaaaaaaawnnn....!

[SammyBlue]

69. This people spent 8 years bashling Clinton and still do

Grow some thicker fucking skin.