Bush likes to say he "talks Texan"

[WI_DEM]

Funny I always thought he talked shit--now telling it like it really is--isn't that what talking Texan really is? you know, like Molly Ivins and Ann Richards.

[billybob537]

1. He speaks fluent jibberish

Whit a TEXACAN accent he picked up one day when he got drunk and FELL ASLEEP /passed out/ in the hot Texas sun. :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

[OffWithTheirHeads]

2. How embarassing for Texas.

[emulatorloo]

8. Bush's accent is a bizarre hodge-podge

As a native Texan, I assure you that real Texans don't talk that way. Bush/Connecticut Boy's accent is a bizarre hodge-podge, no doubt picked up from Hollywood, or from mocking Pickles accent. You think that Rove could have gotten him a dialogue coach.

[HereSince1628]

3. Actually Bush talks bullshit and bullshit is a major by-product in Texas

[BigBearJohn]

4. B-a-a-a-a-a-a B-A-a-a-a-a-a B-a-a-a-a-a and this is his audience

[Raydawg1234]

5. The Bush family are really northeastern carpet-baggers

[CatWoman]

6. don't forget Jim Hightower

Bush is phonier than the Hitler Diaries.

[driver8]

7. My father's side of the family is all from Texas and I have never

heard one of them speak like this imbecile. I don't know what "accent" he is faking...he probably got it off an old movie or something. Or maybe one of his "people" taught him to speak like he was from Texas?

Anyhow, I cannot stand to listen to this fucking dipshit.

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. "Texas, it's a whole 'nother Country" At least bush thinks so.

Lets all learn how to speak "Texan" :wtf: