The Oath

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There has been a rumor that in order to attend an event sponsored by the Bush Administration that you had to swear out some type of secret oath. Through my extensive Republican contacts, I have been able to secure a copy of the document that is used.
The Oath of Allegiance to George Bush:
We hold these truths to be self-evident because George says so. Repeat after me:
Saddam has WMD.
We have the correctly chosen intelligence.
All countries will back us.
Dismantling Iraq’s army will not have repercussions.
There will be no insurgency.
We have enough troops.
We have enough body armor.
The war will be cheap.
Iraq wants yellowcake uranium.
Tax breaks to the rich will stimulate the economy.
Outsourcing is the answer.
Social Security will be privatized.
The Medicare plan will not be costly.
The new prescription plan will be simple to understand.
There is no such thing as global warming.
Drilling in ANWR will solve our energy problems immediately.
Everyone knows Valerie Plame is a desk jockey.
We will take care of Katrina victims immediately at any cost.
John Bolton will be confirmed easily.
So will Harriet Myers.
Tom Delay is a great leader of Congress.
Jack Abramoff is a fine lobbyist.
There is no such thing as an illegal wiretap.
No child will be left behind.
And finally repeat after me – Stay the course, Stay the course, Stay the course.
You may now attend this open public event.
Thank you,
KR

[Oceansaway]

1. Touche !!..n/t

[BuyingThyme]

2. kcik