Delay's outgoing Press Conference

[CatWoman]

Just listening to the first few minutes of this egomaniac is almost too much for any person to take. He actually said "we have shrunk the size of this government."

es, he has led this country into almost being bankrupt. He says they have been united as a team. He should have said,"united as a K Street" team. The crowd behind him is very happy for Tom. I didn't know that disgrace was a time to celebrate. He says he's always acted in an ethical manner, within the rules of the house. Anyone want to tell me how many times he broke those rules?

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/01/07.html#a6617

[napi21]

1. Yea, well, he has a different ethical standard than most!

I'm waiting to see HIS tears like Cunningham's, professing such sorrow to whoever he may have hurt!

I won't be crying. I'll be having a beer and celebrating his departure!

[Agnomen]

4. You'll have to wait till he's convicted or cops a plea

then he'll be sobbing and pulling a Jimmy Swaggard "I have sinned My Lord"

[tularetom]

2. This asswipe is going down hard

and it ain't gonna be pretty to watch. He's completely delusional right now and he isn't going to be able to face the truth when he's repeatedly indicted, convicted and imprisoned. I predict he'll have to be dragged kicking and screaming out of congress. And by that time everyfuckingbody in the world will ignore him because nobody wants the stink to rub off on them. Including *. Actually especially *.

[FreedomAngel82]

7. Yep

Everything they say turn backwards. He knows he's going down. Goodbye DeLay!

[BuyingThyme]

3. These are the happiest days of his life.

Can't lose the smile.

[tularetom]

5. Oh yeah I forgot

He's going to "devote his life to God".:rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[mcctatas]

10. Dear Mr. DeLay,

I have received your offer to devote your life to me, however, under closer evaluation I will have to decline your offer. I have sent your C.V. to our downstairs office as I believe (in fact I know, this omniscience thing is a real hoot) that your qualifications will better suit their needs.
Sincerely,
GOD

[AtomicKitten]

6. actually they've expanded government more than any other administration.

Gee, who would have guessed a liar would go out lying?

[barbaraann]

8. Still drunk with power.

I've said it before and I'll say it again--the most powerful drugs are body chemicals.

[dweller]

9. but once exposed to exterminator's spray

it's a toxic potion.

dp

[barbaraann]

12. and maybe some Lone Star Beer?

;-)

[dweller]

13. i'll have one, have few yourself

and watch the bugman tapdance his exit flop.

:hi:

dp

edit... :toast:

[barbaraann]

14. Prost!

:toast: :hi:

[KingFlorez]

11. I thought he would

Try to hold on to the post and then break down and sing "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going" from Dreamgirls :rofl: