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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:08 AM
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Drafting bush's Resignation Speech
Edited on Sun Jan-08-06 08:18 AM by mopaul
please don't pee on my daydream for just a moment and fantasize with me about the day bush has to step down, because of pressure from his own party, like with tommy d., and nixon before him.

will it be to spend more time with his family? health reasons? will it be 'for the good of the nation'? will he weep a bit like he's been known to do? will he go with the appearance of honor or kicking and screaming like a baby?

i know that this is a daydream, but it's not beyond the realm of possibility, given what's going on in d.c. right now.

-------------------here is Nixon's resignation speech, in which he says he's stepping down to begin the healing process the nation so desperately needs. good one.

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Good evening.

This is the 37th time I have spoken to you from this office, where so many decisions have been made that shaped the history of this Nation. Each time I have done so to discuss with you some matter that I believe affected the national interest.

In all the decisions I have made in my public life, I have always tried to do what was best for the Nation. Throughout the long and difficult period of Watergate, I have felt it was my duty to persevere, to make every possible effort to complete the term of office to which you elected me.

In the past few days, however, it has become evident to me that I no longer have a strong enough political base in the Congress to justify continuing that effort. As long as there was such a base, I felt strongly that it was necessary to see the constitutional process through to its conclusion, that to do otherwise would be unfaithful to the spirit of that deliberately difficult process and a dangerously destabilizing precedent for the future.

But with the disappearance of that base, I now believe that the constitutional purpose has been served, and there is no longer a need for the process to be prolonged.

I would have preferred to carry through to the finish whatever the personal agony it would have involved, and my family unanimously urged me to do so. But the interest of the Nation must always come before any personal considerations.

From the discussions I have had with Congressional and other leaders, I have concluded that because of the Watergate matter I might not have the support of the Congress that I would consider necessary to back the very difficult decisions and carry out the duties of this office in the way the interests of the Nation would require.

I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President, I must put the interest of America first. America needs a full-time President and a full-time Congress, particularly at this time with problems we face at home and abroad.

To continue to fight through the months ahead for my personal vindication would almost totally absorb the time and attention of both the President and the Congress in a period when our entire focus should be on the great issues of peace abroad and prosperity without inflation at home.

Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow. Vice President Ford will be sworn in as President at that hour in this office.

As I recall the high hopes for America with which we began this second term, I feel a great sadness that I will not be here in this office working on your behalf to achieve those hopes in the next 21/2 years. But in turning over direction of the Government to Vice President Ford, I know, as I told the Nation when I nominated him for that office 10 months ago, that the leadership of America will be in good hands.

In passing this office to the Vice President, I also do so with the profound sense of the weight of responsibility that will fall on his shoulders tomorrow and, therefore, of the understanding, the patience, the cooperation he will need from all Americans.

As he assumes that responsibility, he will deserve the help and the support of all of us. As we look to the future, the first essential is to begin healing the wounds of this Nation, to put the bitterness and divisions of the recent past behind us, and to rediscover those shared ideals that lie at the heart of our strength and unity as a great and as a free people.

By taking this action, I hope that I will have hastened the start of that process of healing which is so desperately needed in America.

I regret deeply any injuries that may have been done in the course of the events that led to this decision. I would say only that if some of my Judgments were wrong, and some were wrong, they were made in what I believed at the time to be the best interest of the Nation.

To those who have stood with me during these past difficult months, to my family, my friends, to many others who joined in supporting my cause because they believed it was right, I will be eternally grateful for your support.

And to those who have not felt able to give me your support, let me say I leave with no bitterness toward those who have opposed me, because all of us, in the final analysis, have been concerned with the good of the country, however our judgments might differ.

So, let us all now join together in affirming that common commitment and in helping our new President succeed for the benefit of all Americans.

I shall leave this office with regret at not completing my term, but with gratitude for the privilege of serving as your President for the past 51/2 years. These years have been a momentous time in the history of our Nation and the world. They have been a time of achievement in which we can all be proud, achievements that represent the shared efforts of the Administration, the Congress, and the people.

But the challenges ahead are equally great, and they, too, will require the support and the efforts of the Congress and the people working in cooperation with the new Administration.

We have ended America's longest war, but in the work of securing a lasting peace in the world, the goals ahead are even more far-reaching and more difficult. We must complete a structure of peace so that it will be said of this generation, our generation of Americans, by the people of all nations, not only that we ended one war but that we prevented future wars.

We have unlocked the doors that for a quarter of a century stood between the United States and the People's Republic of China.

We must now ensure that the one quarter of the world's people who live in the People's Republic of China will be and remain not our enemies but our friends.

In the Middle East, 100 million people in the Arab countries, many of whom have considered us their enemy for nearly 20 years, now look on us as their friends. We must continue to build on that friendship so that peace can settle at last over the Middle East and so that the cradle of civilization will not become its grave.

Together with the Soviet Union we have made the crucial breakthroughs that have begun the process of limiting nuclear arms. But we must set as our goal not just limiting but reducing and finally destroying these terrible weapons so that they cannot destroy civilization and so that the threat of nuclear war will no longer hang over the world and the people.

We have opened the new relation with the Soviet Union. We must continue to develop and expand that new relationship so that the two strongest nations of the world will live together in cooperation rather than confrontation.

Around the world, in Asia, in Africa, in Latin America, in the Middle East, there are millions of people who live in terrible poverty, even starvation. We must keep as our goal turning away from production for war and expanding production for peace so that people everywhere on this earth can at last look forward in their children's time, if not in our own time, to having the necessities for a decent life.

Here in America, we are fortunate that most of our people have not only the blessings of liberty but also the means to live full and good and, by the world's standards, even abundant lives. We must press on, however, toward a goal of not only more and better jobs but of full opportunity for every American and of what we are striving so hard right now to achieve, prosperity without inflation.

For more than a quarter of a century in public life I have shared in the turbulent history of this era. I have fought for what I believed in. I have tried to the best of my ability to discharge those duties and meet those responsibilities that were entrusted to me.

Sometimes I have succeeded and sometimes I have failed, but always I have taken heart from what Theodore Roosevelt once said about the man in the arena, "whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes short again and again because there is not effort without error and shortcoming, but who does actually strive to do the deed, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumphs of high achievements and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly."

I pledge to you tonight that as long as I have a breath of life in my body, I shall continue in that spirit. I shall continue to work for the great causes to which I have been dedicated throughout my years as a Congressman, a Senator, a Vice President, and President, the cause of peace not just for America but among all nations, prosperity, justice, and opportunity for all of our people.

There is one cause above all to which I have been devoted and to which I shall always be devoted for as long as I live.

When I first took the oath of office as President 51/2 years ago, I made this sacred commitment, to "consecrate my office, my energies, and all the wisdom I can summon to the cause of peace among nations."

I have done my very best in all the days since to be true to that pledge. As a result of these efforts, I am confident that the world is a safer place today, not only for the people of America but for the people of all nations, and that all of our children have a better chance than before of living in peace rather than dying in war.

This, more than anything, is what I hoped to achieve when I sought the Presidency. This, more than anything, is what I hope will be my legacy to you, to our country, as I leave the Presidency.

To have served in this office is to have felt a very personal sense of kinship with each and every American. In leaving it, I do so with this prayer: May God's grace be with you in all the days ahead.

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CJCRANE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:11 AM
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1. It'll be to spend more time
clearing brush.
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RedstDem Donating Member (356 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:38 AM
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9. How Could There Possibly Be Anymore Brush To Clear
On That Pig Farm, Probably No More Trees Either
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Jeanette in FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:17 AM
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2. I'll help ya
GWB: "My fellow Americans, I come here tonight with a heavy heart. In the past 5 years I have come to realize that I took a job, that I was neither qualified for or really wanted. What that means is that I didn't really want this job. I wanted to be baseball commissioner. I have made quite a mess of things and I think that it is time for me to go. This really isn't my fault, you see the election was stolen from my good opponent Al Gore. What this means is that I shouldn't have been here in the first place and if I wasn't here in the first place, none of this would have happened"

Now pick it up from here. This will be fun.
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dchill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:21 AM
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3. An important point here...
is that somebody other than bush will have to draft it. Then somebody else will have to convince him he has to read it. Then the media lemmings will make sure he was manly, honorable and sincere in his delivery.

As for the reason, I think it will be number 3: "for the good of the nation". Yes, he will selflessly make the HUGH!!! sacrifice so that Amurika may prosper in the peace and economic security he has created for us all with his tax and budget cuts.
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cornermouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:25 AM
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4. Daydreams can be the birth of an idea.
Edited on Sun Jan-08-06 08:27 AM by cornermouse
The idea comes first.

The plan second.

Work towards fulfilling the plan comes third.

Whether by stepdown or impeachment, it works for me.
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Trevelyan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:39 AM
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10. With what is happening with indictments - It is possible - we have to keep
working to make this dream true.

http://billyjack.com/ has some great ideas for taking back our government, citizen media, history of how we got here, and a course on Jungian psychology plus the new Billy Jack movie focusing on getting out of Iraq. A unique and very useful site.
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Greeby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:29 AM
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5. Somethings missing
The stuttering, the non-existant words, the coke-jaw? :evilgrin:
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livvy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:33 AM
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6. Here's my sarcastic idea....
When I agreed to take this job, nobody told me it would be such hard "werk". They all told me all I'd have to do is sign some papers, tell some jokes, and hang out in the White House once in a while. They told me everyone would love me. Now everybody hates me. I'm not having any fun at all, except when I'm on vacation, and even then that damn Sheehan and all her annoying friends are starting to bug me. Everyone lied to me, so I don't want to do this anymore. Therefore I quit. Find somebody else.

Of course, he would never say this. There is far too much truth there!

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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:37 AM
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8. i think daddybush forced this all on him and he'd rather not be there
it just oozes out of him all the time, 'i'd rather not be here', it's so painfully obvious.
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CJCRANE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:33 AM
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7. "Seriously, I've done a heck of a job...
now it's time to put food on my family".
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Trevelyan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:44 AM
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12. Daddy Bush and Skull and Bones, I believe, pressured him to run for Gov.
and President. I think the reason bush had a nervous breakdown and Yale, and very unusual, then went to Harvard was that they told him that due to his bloodline, they expected him to commit the atrocities he is committing now and I think his trying to become just a drunken wastrel so they would leave him alone didn't work and just before he ran for Texas Governor, they told him he had to run and to prove himself by the horrors that were committed in Brownsville while bush, junior, a billionnaire's son was living in a slum.

"Frankly, the statement suggests he no longer believes that congress has any meaning. He signs a bill into law and then says... but it doesn't really apply. This is very different than simply vetoing the original bill. Had he vetoed - he would be granting the right of congress to pass laws and applying his constitutional right to approve or reject those laws. Then, constitutionally, the congress could try to override the veto. By not going through the constitutional process - he is simply doing what dictators have done across time - nullifying congress/legislative bodies. In act, frankly, it is almost as if he is disbanding congress."

It is the mission he has been given by Skull and Bones and probably Bilderberg. This was planned for a long, long time.

Bush reserves right to himself to bypass torture law...
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2...
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:57 AM
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16. With the disclaimer he added to the torture bill
proves he sees himself as king george the first. what else could it be.
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Kokonoe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:41 AM
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11. I must personally go to Iraq and give hands on approach.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:48 AM
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13. It'll be kicking and screaming.
You're giving him too much credit in that letter. This is how I think it will go:

Good evening, assholes.

I can't fucking believe this. I am God's chosen dictator for this country and the wrath of Him will come down on you for forcing me out. You just wait. Katrina will seem like a day at the theme park in comparison. He told me so himself last night. He said, "George, go ahead and do what they want. I will get revenge on those Americans myself. You just drink your warm milk. Here's your binky. No, I don't have time to read you 'Goodnight Moon' again. I said NO! Now, climb in your race car bed and dream of bunnies hopping through wildflower filled meadows. Everything will be just fine." See? There's your proof.

All I ever wanted to do was increase my bank accounts, and the bank accounts of all my friends, and cleanse this country of it's lazy welfare loving poor assholes. Oh, and leave such an overwhelming debt that your great grandchildren will still be struggling to pay it off. My great grandchildren will be fine, though. There's enough blood money in my family to last many generations.

For now, though, I'm taking my marbles and going the fuck home. Fuck you all.

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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:53 AM
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14. Good evening
Many satanic forces have conspired to remove me from my God-appointed position of authority.

Therefore, God and the other voices in my head have instructed me to purge this world of all impurities and instigatiate the End Times.

My holy avengers armed with thermonuclear devices are now in flight even as I speak.

Good night, God bless me and mine, and to hell with the rest of you.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:56 AM
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15. Drafting my response to his announcement
Fuck you George Bush!!
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 09:11 AM
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17. I'm checking into the Betty Ford Clinic immediately
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sweetheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 09:15 AM
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18. Would it be civil?
(with tears streaming down his cheeks, standing on white house lawn.)

"Evil terroists have taken over the congress and have demanded my resignation.
I have only one alternative available to protect the will of the ameircan poeple.

In exactly 60 seconds, a 100 megatonne nuclear weapon will detonate 2000 feet
over capital hill, in a last ditch effort to keep the terrorists at bay, we've
had to call in the shot on our own position."

... TV screen goes dead... black and white snow.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 09:32 AM
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19. I am going to Afghanistan to capture bin laden personally
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-09-06 05:52 AM
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20. ---------
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CJCRANE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 07:37 AM
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21. "Wanna see something really scary...?" nt
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-10-06 08:14 AM
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22. "I didn't want this fucking job anyway! you hear that dad? fuck you all"
i was happy being governor of texas and i didn't even want to be president anyway, dad made me do it and i did it better than he ever did that's for sure but fuck you all anyway, i don't need this shit, i'm off to my yacht and my billions in war profits and i'm gonna get ripped so fuck you clowns
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