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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:22 PM
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IMPORTANT : World Wide Web cleanup
DO NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET FROM MARCH 31st 23:59 pm (GMT) UNTIL 12:01am (GMT) APRIL 1st.

*** Attention ***

It's that time again! As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows for a better-working and faster Internet.

This year, the cleaning process will take place from 23:59 pm (GMT) on March 31st until 00:01 am (GMT) on April 2nd. During that 24-hour period, five powerful Internet-crawling robots situated around the world will search the Internet and delete any data that they find.

In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do the following:
1. Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their Internet connections.

2. Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them from the Internet.

3. Disconnect all disks and hardrives from any connections to the Internet.

4. Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any way.
We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any inconveniences will be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam.

We thank you for your cooperation.

Interconnected Network Maintenance Staff
Main Branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Sysops and others: Since the last Internet cleaning, the number of Internet users has grown dramatically. Please assist us in alerting the public of the upcoming Internet cleaning by posting this message where your users will be able to read it.

Please pass this message on to other sysops and Internet users as well.

From: Department of Homeland Security
Date: March 29, 2006 8:48:17 AM MST
To: All US Medical Facilities

Subject: World Wide Web cleanup

It is necessary to inform all internet dependent facilities that the internet will be shut down for cleaning for twenty-four hours from midnight on March 31 through the early hours of April 2. This cleaning is necessary to clear out the "electronic flotsam and jetsam" that has accumulated in the network. Dead email and inactive ftp, www, and gopher sites will be purged. The cleaning will be done by five very powerful Japanese-built multi-lingual Internet-crawling robots (Toshiba ML-2274) situated around the world. During this period, users are warned to disconnect all devices from the internet. If electronic files will be needed during that period of time, it is advised that back-up systems be used, without attempting to access them through the Internet. Although the general public has not been informed of this shutdown to avoid a general panic, it has been deemed necessary to inform public medical and emergency facilities that may have become internet dependent. This message may be passed on to any facility or person that you believe may be affected by this short shutdown.

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

U.S. Assistant Secretary for Homeland Security Randy Beardsworth
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stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:24 PM
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1. It's not really April fools yet here in the US on the east coast
but still this is pretty funny.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:24 PM
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2. LOL!
Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 09:25 PM by ocelot
Shouldn't this be in the Lounge? :rofl:
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dancingme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:24 PM
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3. April Fool
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silverweb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:26 PM
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4. LOL
Someone needs to go back to school.

Since when is FROM MARCH 31st 23:59 pm (GMT) UNTIL 12:01am (GMT) APRIL 1st equivalent to 24 hours? Looks more like two minutes to me.


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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 10:18 PM
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17. SHHH!
I can handle a two minute shut down for cleaning but I am not at all sure I can deal with 12 whole hours. :scared:
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AnnInLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:28 PM
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5. I think we would all go into withdrawal if the WWW
was shut down!
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Make7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:29 PM
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6. Your times are incorrect.
Posted by tocqueville:
DO NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET FROM MARCH 31st 23:59 pm (GMT) UNTIL 12:01am (GMT) APRIL 1st.

...

the cleaning process will take place from 23:59 pm (GMT) on March 31st until 00:01 am (GMT) on April 2nd.

The first statement is actually only two minutes, and the second... well, I don't think 00:01 am can actually even be considered a time.

Got to pay attention to the details.

- Make7
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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:33 PM
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10. some clues have to been given...
and DUers are too smart. I didn't write that one but I thought it was funny. Actually it's two "different" pranks.
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neoblues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 10:00 PM
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13. Go with less specific language
Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 10:01 PM by neoblues
From 12 midnight March 31st to 12am April 1st.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:30 PM
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7. You should also mention the Italian spaghetti harvest
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Canadian Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:30 PM
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8. I sent this "Important Notice" immediately
to my sister... who is a complete idiot re: the www. Haaaaa!
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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:35 PM
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11. post it to the freepers, gonna be quiet for a while
specially the one from "Homeland Security"
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:31 PM
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9. no no! this is real-- I shut down my computers every april 1 for this....
:rofl:
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Baja Donating Member (5 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:46 PM
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12. Hmm perhaps they will delete these, so I can upload 100 more
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 10:08 PM
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14. ewwwwwwww--thank GOODNESS I wasn't drinking when I clicked on it!!
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Baja Donating Member (5 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 10:11 PM
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15. Sorry lol
You going to be ok?
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 11:54 PM
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18. yes, thank you for your concern--actually, those pictures are REALLY
good, in a sick and twisted-train-wreck kind of way. I doff my chapeau to you, and bid you welcome to DU!!
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skylarmae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 10:11 PM
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16. too funny...n/t
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