Time For Real Time -- who's with me tonight? n/t

[Sydnie]

[FloridaPat]

1. Me!

[Sydnie]

2. glad to have you with me

I hate watching alone. Many ears hear many things ... often the things that I miss. :hug:

[helderheid]

3. my husband is playing "Black" on the PS2 :(

[Sydnie]

4. that bites

You need another tv for the games! LOL

[helderheid]

9. no kidding! He's peeved at me - too much time on DU :) Hey, I had

a project!!

[Sydnie]

14. And what a project it was

Girl ... you deserve all the props in the world!

[liveoaktx]

15. And you did great! He ought to be proud of you!

[helderheid]

103. Ah well. He's almost perfect. :)

[skylarmae]

5. I'm here too!

and ready as ever...

[hopeisaplace]

6. I wish I had that channel! damn.

[Sydnie]

7. His jokes a bit flat tonight so far

Talking about blivet** in Mexico and Delay's War On Christianity.

[vivalarev]

8. Here!

[NoAmericanTaliban]

10. Lame so far - doesn't look prepared - clinton joke? - dead horse..

[helderheid]

11. wonder if he'll mention our project... :) Prolly not.

[Sydnie]

12. anyone else think that monologue bit the

big one? Not funny. Not what he does best ... pop culture jokes.

[mdmc]

13. me

[Sydnie]

16. "Hunger is stronger than fear"

Great line!

[BlueEyedSon]

17. me me me!

[Cush]

18. "or should I say, the first US President who thinks he speaks Spanish"

[Sydnie]

21. ROFL!

that was good!

[tulsakatz]

29. that was a good one!!

When he said that, I thought..........he can't even speak English!

He must speak Spanish the same way..........

[SeattleGirl]

31. Almost ruined the keyboard over that!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Sydnie]

19. He just assured that the repubs will fight immigrations tooth and nail

by saying that the hispanics are the minority now, but will be the majority before too long. I think we will hear that a lot in the future.

[Cleita]

20. I have to wait three hours. n/t

[Sydnie]

22. But if it's a bust, then you get to do something else instead

right?

[Cleita]

28. I'll watch it anyway. There's always something worthwhile and

the only other thing I have to do is go to bed :-).

[Cush]

23. eww, Dana Rohrabacher

[Sydnie]

25. What a moran poster child he is! n/t

[SeattleGirl]

33. ...

:puke:

[NoAmericanTaliban]

24. I Love Robot Chicken...nt

[NoAmericanTaliban]

34. Here we go .. pre 9/11 memos...

[tulsakatz]

26. I'm with ya!

I always watch Maher on Fridays!

Rohrabacher is on...........yuck! I wonder if Maher will ask him about the letter he wrote in support of Abramoff?

[Sydnie]

27. But Dana ... most grandmothers are greeters at Wal-Mart and

grandfathers are bagging groceries. Regular working people and their families are trying to get by only working one job!

Asshat!

[SeattleGirl]

30. I'm here!

Why, why, why does it seem that EVERY REPUKE ON TV is an uppity, rude asshole? (Okay, rhetorical question.) That Rhorbacher dude is just like all the others. God!

[tulsakatz]

36. rohrabacher

I remember one time Maher was talking about the environment.........because that's kind of his issue and it is a serious problem.

Rohrabacher said 'baloney' in response to a question about global warming! As if it is something that's still unproven.

That was it for me! He proved he was an asshole!!

[countmyvote4real]

I have to say it's not my favorite panel.

Dana is coming off too good. (so far)

[Sydnie]

35. I hear that. scary, isn't it? n/t

[minkyboodle]

38. let me say in simpsons style

...worst...panel.....EVER!!!!!!!

[Sydnie]

32. Talking about the new DSM's!

And Helen!

[NoAmericanTaliban]

37. McHales Navy! Good one!

[SeattleGirl]

39. Here we go again! "Saddam was a bad man."

Well, duh, you stupid ass! THAT DOES NOT JUSTIFY THE US INVADING IRAQ!!! Bill said a great thing -- "We haven't invaded other countries with dictators."

[Kare]

56. If we invaded all countries with dictators

We would have to bomb ourselves



:silly:

[SeattleGirl]

62. LOL! You got that one right!

:spray:

[Sydnie]

40. If he doesn't want audience reaction, why doesn't he do this show

in a closed set? I HATE when he silences the audience.

[minkyboodle]

41. its annoying

the audience is a bit annoying but bill's response
can be the most annoying. and then he'll complain
when the audience doesn't go crazy for a joke he
likes....

[Cush]

Bill to Dana: "you're avoiding and not answering"

[SeattleGirl]

43. Bill rocked on THAT on!

[SeattleGirl]

42. God, shut the fuck up, Repuke!

:puke:

[bullwinkle428]

44. Attacked them with all the poison gas we sold him, asshat!!!

[FloridaPat]

45. We went to war for a grudge?

[SeattleGirl]

47. Apparently so.

[Sydnie]

50. "He tried to kill my daddy" ... yep .. that would be it. n/t

[tulsakatz]

82. that's the one I've always believed!!

we KNOW it wasn't for fictional WMDs!

[SeattleGirl]

46. Bill is really getting on Mr. Repuke, isn't he?

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!

[minkyboodle]

48. same as the last two weeks

one repub congressperson spewing talking points.
a semi competent hollywood person and a wild card.
joy bill who is on next week,.

[devilgrrl]

49. Un-fucking-real! Dana rohrabacher...

What an ass! He's talking about Saddam having a "GRUDGE" against the USA and other blood thirsty dictators don't - which makes them okay. :crazy:

[Sydnie]

54. but we have lots of pictures of them with Saddam before he was

not their guy anymore. Ever seen a picture of any elected American with anyone from North Korea?

[countmyvote4real]

51. OK, Dana is now showing himself to be the ass that he is,

But Bill is still the only one articulate enough to combat him. Bad panel. zzzzzzzzzzzz

[minkyboodle]

57. awful panel

the panels this year have been consistently sub par. bad chemistry
predictable responses. very weak IMO. very few mavericks

[bullwinkle428]

52. Fight them there rather than here - Jesus H. Christ...he's like a frigging

talking Cabbage Patch doll!

[SeattleGirl]

53. LOL! Cabbage Patch doll!

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

55. Too bad Randi and Ed weren't the other two panelists.

Rhorbacher wouldn't stand a chance against them! :rofl:

[Sydnie]

58. That would be awesome!!! n/t

[bullwinkle428]

64. Missed the earlier show - psyched to watch the rebroadcast right after

"Real Time"! :headbang:

[countmyvote4real]

65. Maybe that's my problem tonight.

Randi and Ed were so great on Larry King. It got me all primed for Real Time tonight. Instead, the appetizer was better than the meal.

As long as I'm posting, Arlis was an awful series. So glad that it's gone.

[NoAmericanTaliban]

59. Home Run with the scolls under Bush

[NoAmericanTaliban]

60. Why is this Repuke dominating the panel?

Guess Robot Chicken guy got a case of bird flu.

[SeattleGirl]

61. They almost always do, because they won't f-ing shut up and

let others talk. As I said above, I bet if Randi and Ed were on the panel tonight, they'd wipe the floor up with the Repuke!

[Cleita]

66. Bill has a problem controlling them. He really needs to

get tougher.

[SeattleGirl]

71. Agreed. The one time he really got on someone was when

Richard Belzer was cussing that repuke woman out.

[SeattleGirl]

72. Hahahahahaha! Bill is shootingn down the "Reagan the Great" Myth!

Hahahahahahahahhaa! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[tulsakatz]

89. Bill hates it when people go into the 'Reagan ended the cold war' thing!

He may have contributed to it but he wasn't the only one........

Sean Astin made the same comment one time and Bill jumped all over him!

[SeattleGirl]

91. I get pissed at that too. Maybe Reagan had something to do

with it, but so did the late Pope, and other people. I'm sick of hearing about St. Ronnie!

[tulsakatz]

105. yeah, I've never understood that one either..........

I mean, what did Reagan ever do that was so great?

I guess you gotta be a conservative to understand it............

[FloridaPat]

106. He spent trillions of our dollars on defense. The USSR tried to keep

up. Their economy was in such bad shape, they went bankrupt more or less and communism fell. Meanwhile, Ronnie accumulated more debt that all the other presidencys combined.

[Kingshakabobo]

75. Yep. Green is a light-weight. n/t

[bliss_eternal]

63. Why was Seth Green there?

He made no interesting contributions.

[minkyboodle]

67. I like robot chicken

but he stinks tonight

[minkyboodle]

69. uh oh

we have some tin foil hat action coming on

[bliss_eternal]

87. Nice Zappa profile, photo!

Robot Chicken is cool--but he doesn't seem well informed.

[Atman]

100. Green was in way over his head

He almost made Dana sound bright. Almost.

[bliss_eternal]

102. Wasn't he pathetic?

I got hopeful when he chimed on about * knowing about 9/11--then he said something incoherent, empty and stupid and dashed the little hope I had for him.

It reminded me of Chris Rock's appearance, which I also found disappointing. :(

[Sydnie]

68. OHHHH 9/11 talk

This is great!!!

Shut up BILL! Imagine it!

[devilgrrl]

70. Erica Jong brings up MIHOP/LIHOP

:evilgrin:

[Sydnie]

73. She didn't have it quite right ... but she brought it up anyway

[countmyvote4real]

74. If Rorahbacher (sic) was such an Afghan specialist,

how come he can still link Saddam to 9/11? He is full of shit. And the rest of the panel is constipated.

[minkyboodle]

76. go Bill!!!

confronting the rethug on his reagan worship.
As bad as it is tonight he is doing a better job
than he did with the congresswoman from FL. Still
this is not fun to watch. Am I the only one who
feels this way?

[bliss_eternal]

77. I would have appreciated the immigration discussion more

had there been a panelist of color. Erica Jong made an interesting point, despite the fact that it was simultaneously condescending and racist.

I don't think that American women look down on child care as a career. I think American women to a certain degree realize they have other choices, that are more lucrative and less stressful.

I could go on, but won't...

[SeattleGirl]

All right, Bill! Talking about how angry he is about Bush sitting

in that classroom!

Fucking Repuke is TRYING TO EXCUSE WHAT BUSH DID!

[SeattleGirl]

78. Self-delete. Dupe

[liveoaktx]

79. Heh- Bill Clinton-that sure stopped Rohrbacher!

[tulsakatz]

92. that was great!!

That sure shut him up for a little while!! haha.........he just couldn't imagine supporting a Clinton reaction!!

[minkyboodle]

81. dana is a joke

he should be laughed off the stage

[bliss_eternal]

83. I like the fact that he sat there shaking his head

and stuttering when they asked him if Bill Clinton did the same he would say the same thing.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

This guy is SO obnoxious!

[SeattleGirl]

84. I know. That was great!

:rofl:

[bliss_eternal]

90. It's like they are hard wired w/those talking points,

aren't they? Anyone throws them something outside of their "realm of talking points" they just freeze up and sputter...

[SeattleGirl]

93. They are the BORG.

[bullwinkle428]

Rohrbacher just got CLENIS-OWNED!

[countmyvote4real]

80. "Sit there like Forrest Gump" HA. Yeah Bill n/t

[ellenfl]

85. i loved rohrbacher's pregnant pause! eom

[bliss_eternal]

86. Seth Green is a 'tard--

someone should tell him the republicans have won of late because they cheated... :eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

88. Exactly. n/t

[SeattleGirl]

94. "There aren't enough airholes in your bubble"

:rofl:

[Cush]

95. "My pet scapegoat"

[globalvillage]

96. The Andy Card thing

made me LOL.

[tulsakatz]

104. that was a good one!

you don't fire the torture guy, you don't fire the guy who refused to provide armour to the troops, you don't fire the Katrina guy, you don't fire the guy who revealed the identity of a CIA operative, you don't fire the guy who shot someone in the face, you fire Andy Card! The guy who told you the country was under attack.........

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense!

[SeattleGirl]

97. The only thing that Bush and Jesus have in common is that

they both went into their father's business and got crucified for it!

BEST LINE OF THE NIGHT!

[Sydnie]

98. Thanks for watching with me

:grouphug:

[SeattleGirl]

101. I love watching shows with my friends!

:hi:

[countmyvote4real]

99. "you might as well believe that bunnies laid painted eggs"

Bill's rant on Xians was the best and only part of tonight's show worth watching. At least there was a final payoff to a mostly boring hour.