Have I left out any G.W. Bush nicknames? Can you think of any others?

[norml]

Have you any new ones you can make up?

I want to read them on my show next week.


Here are some George W. Bush nicknames.


All Hat No Cattle

aWol

AntiChrist

Baby Bush

Boy King

Bushitler

Chimp

Chimperor

Chimpie McCokespoon

Chimpy McFlightsuit

Commander Cuckoo Bananas

Commander In Thief

Dim Son

Dubya

El pResidente

El Smirko

Fearless Leader

Generalissimo W. Bunnypants

His Fraudulence

Idiot Prince

Imbecile In Chief

King George

pResident

Pretzel Boy

Satan's Monkey

Shrub

Smirk

Smirking Chimp

Smirky

Spurious George

UnCurious George

[acmavm]

1. blivet

[yurbud]

35. what is a blivet?

[acmavm]

65. From Dictionary.com

blivet



/bliv'*t/ "ten pounds of manure in a five-pound bag"] 1. An intractable
problem.

2. A crucial piece of hardware that can't be fixed or replaced
if it breaks.

3. A tool that has been hacked over by so many incompetent
programmers that it has become an unmaintainable tissue of
hacks.

4. An out-of-control but unkillable development effort.

5. An embarrassing bug that pops up during a customer demo.

6. In the subjargon of computer security specialists, a
denial-of-service attack performed by hogging limited
resources that have no access controls (for example, shared
spool space on a multi-user system).

This term has other meanings in other technical cultures;
among experimental physicists and hardware engineers of
various kinds it seems to mean any random object of unknown
purpose (similar to hackish use of frob). It has also been
used to describe an amusing trick-the-eye drawing resembling a
three-pronged fork that appears to depict a three-dimensional
object until one realises that the parts fit together in an
impossible way.

[yurbud]

68. all useful for bush except "crucial piece of hardware"

That's like saying you need a tumor to hold up your pants.

[acmavm]

73. You're right. But the office he usurped is. And it's totally screwed up

since he snagged it.

[mdmc]

2. *

*
w

[killerbush]

5. how about my DU name!!

[Lars39]

72. And not just as a footnote to history,

but as that which literally resembles an asshole.
Crude, but that's what I think every time I see it used. :D

[Kingshakabobo]

3. Chucklenuts. n/t

[AndyA]

4. Asshole. n/m

[Goblinmonger]

6. Little Lord Pissypants

Don't remember who uses that all the time here, but it cracks me up everytime.

[norml]

12. Ooh, that's a good one! I'll be sure to add it to the list.

I'd forgotten about Little Lord Pissypants.

[GregD]

7. F*&khead

[smtpgirl]

42. F**k nut

the guy is an asshat and a dick suck

[CrazyOrangeCat]

8. Good list!

(I like "Spurious George"!)

I've got several more, but they aren't for general consumption . . .

[DieboldMustDie]

9. Drinky McDumbass n/t

[eek]

10. Baby Doc, Little Boots

Governer bush

[ClintonTyree]

53. Little Boots..........

is the one that sticks out most to me. This reference to Caligula is most apropos.

[norml]

54. Yes, Little Boots goes on the list.

How could I forget Little Boots?

[troubleinwinter]

11. Commander Bunnypants

[norml]

19. That one goes on the list too.

Twas an oversight Commander Bunnypants was left off.

[BrotherBuzz]

50. Another variation that was bandied about awhile was....

Crusader Bunnypants

[niyad]

13. killer

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. Raging Asshole of the Apocalypse

Rapture Reject

Cash Whore

[smtpgirl]

43. I love

Cash Whore, I think that you have the best one yet

[Starbucks Anarchist]

46. Cash Whore/Credit Risk is more appropriate.

[BuyingThyme]

15. Chimpy

[BuyingThyme]

16. Bushit

[WyLoochka]

17. The Little Dick-Tater

is what I always call him.

You forgot Whistle Ass, coined by the woman who died before the 2004 election, and her family said the best memorials for her would be for people to donate to organizations working to defeat *ush.

[niyad]

18. dumya, dubai dubya, pretzeldint, moran, liar, and the one I want most

to see "convicted"

[BuyingThyme]

20. Crawford Coward

[pepperbear]

21. How about "G Money" ......

sidekick to the real brains behind the outfit, dick "nino brown" cheny.

[hopeisaplace]

22. how 'bout: Dubya Dubya 3

[cureautismnow]

40. Works for me!

:D

[hopeisaplace]

81. lol, I see we're on the same wave length!

[BuyingThyme]

23. Dumbya

[dweller]

24. *moron

i don't call him by his nickname, only *moron. occasionally, the pResident in Thief.

whitehouse squatter


dp

[osaMABUSh]

25. Shrub and Arbusto and * (asterik)

Shrub ; Arbusto (Spanish for Bush and his failed oil company); * as in President* (see Roger Maris 1961)

[in_cog_ni_to]

26. MY favorite is idiot-in-chief.

:hi:

[ThatsMyBarack]

27. You've barely scratched the surface!

Don't forget:

der Chimpler (I made that one up!)

Dubyuk

Junior

Chimpolini

and many more.....;)

[BuyingThyme]

28. Pretzeldent

[The_Casual_Observer]

29. Pretzeldunce, blivet

[Oldtimeralso]

30. How about

Ignorant son of an a**hole

[mdmc]

31. Homer Simpson once called him Commander Bananas!

[Hekate]

58. That's Commander Cuckoobananas to you!

Homer knows.
:rofl:

Hekate

[mdmc]

64. Love you sig

:kick:

[jlayson]

32. Bartcop used to use the phrase

Monkey in a man suit...But that was piss'n a lot of monkeys off big time

[Catherine Vincent]

33. Shrubnuts and Goober Weenie Boy (GWB)

[yurbud]

34. Texas Tard, Man ho client

[yurbud]

36. Missing Chromosome Cowboy

[yurbud]

37. Crawford Caligula

[rocktivity]

38. The Giggling Murderer (AAR's Mike Malloy)

Commander-in-Chump, Commander-in-Chimp, Commander Codpiece, Crusader Bunnypants, Oaf Of Office, Boy George, The Boy King (not mine)

Pretzel-dunce, President Mightymouse, President Potty Stop, Georgie The Smirking Chimp (mine)

:headbang:
rocknation

[Dinger]

63. That's My Personal Favorite (nt)

[vireo]

70. He's also partial to "Chucklenuts"

Malloy, that is.

[davsand]

39. I call him The Asswipe, but you probably can't say that on the radio.

He has also been called The Resident on here sometimes, along with The Occupant.


Laura

[NoPasaran]

41. Busholini

[norml]

45. How could I forget Busholini? It's on the list now.

Thanks!

[BiggJawn]

74. And the variant "Il Douche"

[norml]

76. Late Show Top Ten Archive: September 06, 2001, Guacamoron & El Dorque

Web Results 1 - 10 of about 103 for "el dorque". (0.70 seconds)

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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22el+dorque%22&btnG=Google+Search

[Ignacio Upton]

86. Letterman had that top 10 only five days before 9/11

Kind of scary that the week after Letterman and others had to support the idiot. LIHOP doesn't seem that far off if you want to silence your critics (not that I'm saying LIHOP happened.)

[norml]

87. I wonder if anyone's ever called him "Boy George"?

Just thought of that one.

LIHOP?

Could be.

[Swamp Rat]

44. I call him "Bushler"

[Buns_of_Fire]

47. I've heard he REALLY hates being called "Junior"

Which surprises me, since I'd personally much rather be referred to as "Junior" than "That Ignorant Coke-Addled Alcoholic Thieving Worthless Bucket of Maggot-Infested Monkey Pus."

(Odd, how simian references are a recurring theme, isn't it? :evilgrin: )

[WhiteTara]

48. monkey boy n/t

[Hekate]

59. Exactly. Because it's not his goddamned planet, he only thinks it is.

Buckaroo Banzai redux.

Hekate

[WhiteTara]

69. Love your name

Hekate. I spend time listening to her wisdom, the Mother of the Crossroads

[Rosco T.]

49. 'fer Brains...

as in 'shit'.

[Bluebear]

51. Why, Chimpolini, of course!

:)

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

52. O'Connor's Folly and Ole Five To Four are ones I've heard

and also Der SchimpanseFuhrer.

[Disturbed]

55. The Silverspoon Sociopath

btw I have tm on that monkikor. ;0)

[Hekate]

60. Ooo, those are good. I hadn't heard them before.

O'Connor's Folly. Ole 5 to 4. I'll have to remember those.

Hekate

[SalmonChantedEvening]

56. The Emperor C Plus Augustus n/t

[Hekate]

57. Baby Caligula.Buck Naked Emperor. *hole (Asterisk Hole). Selected Resident

I have a Latina friend who is such a kick. She's been a Buddhist for at least 20 years, but I think it's her Roman Catholic/classics education that made her come up with "Baby Caligula" for Dumbya.

I call him the Buck Naked Emperor, but I also use a visual from time to time.

Utilizing the well-known footnote-in-history signifier for our Selected Resident, the asterisk, I signify his assholiness thusly: *hole.

Hekate

[dipsydoodle]

61. Lard brain,

Cretin and Wayne Kerr

[TheBaldyMan]

62. The Whinestone Cowboy

it got a couple of laughs yesterday, also ...

(pre 2004)The Duly Selected President of the USA
(post2004)The Duly Re-Selected President of the USA

[Hubert Flottz]

66. Double O Dumbya...International man of misery! (00W)

The Dummy
The Great Pretender
The Derange-O Kid
Cheerleader In Chief
Pretzeldunce
The Cowardly Lying
Prince of Pirates
The Royal Nonesuch
Der Fuhrer Jr.
The AWOL In Chief
The National Joke
George Gump

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

67. Marquis de Crusade and GeBu the chimp

[ima_sinnic]

71. His Imperial S**t-Stain

-- my latest fave :)

[JackBeck]

75. Lord Pissy Pants

[leftofthedial]

77. the bushturd

George the Lesser

Little Big George

[SaintLouisBlues]

78. Chimposter

always makes me laugh

[Rocknrule]

79. Here's some others:

President Cornholio
The Lyin' King
George of the Jungle

[JeffR]

80. The Dictator-Tot

My fave, seen on DU a couple of years ago. If the author of it wants to step forward & take a bow, please do!

[AtomicKitten]

82. Tex-Mess

[MisterP]

83. Peanut, Banana Breath

[oasis]

84. "W" worthless.

[Odin2005]

85. Nero

Thats the first thing I thought when I saw the photo of him in NO playing a guitar after Katrina. Fiddling away while the Big Easy flooded.

[Berserker]

88. Raison Brain

Thanks to Mike Malloy

[norml]

89. Did you mean Raisin Brain?

Or Raison Brain?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=raison&btnG=Search

[kath]

90. Commander Codpiece - in honor of the "Mission Accomplished" photo-op.

I like to call him Chimpyshit