A gay/black/poor/non-Christian Republican is like...

[Rocknrule]

all I can think of is "Jewish Nazi"

Feel free to add

[Mythsaje]

1. I know pagan republicans...

Put that at the top of my "don't know WHAT they're thinking" category.

[me b zola]

2. A starving person eating diet pills

[me b zola]

3. A person suffering from hypothermia turning on the air conditioning

[megatherium]

4. a chicken who supports Colonel Sanders. nt

[muntrv]

5. A freeptard who can spell.

[shain from kane]

8. Surely fits the definition of a "moran". n/t

[Midnight Rambler]

6. A violent Buddhist

n/t

[shain from kane]

7. An abused spouse that won't press charges. n/t

[me b zola]

9. Bam! You win the prize!

Your response is spot on--in so many ways :toast:

[Sarah Ibarruri]

10. It's like being a woman and Republican. nt

[aden_nak]

11. a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders, of course.

[zbdent]

12. I can't think of anything that exists that would match that

and, therefore, my answer matches it . . .

[bumblebee1]

13. Rats and mice voting a snake for president.

Or, hens and roosters voting for a fox or coyote.

[Blue Belle]

14. A virgin asking for room service in a Turkish Prison