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Mon Apr-03-06 05:57 AM
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BUSH’S TOP TEN HOTEL DEMANDS |
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By Don Davis On the heels of the Cheney “Downtime Requirements” document obtained by The Smoking Gun, this reporter has come into possession of a top secret memo outlining the Top Ten demands that President Bush has during his hotel stays:
10. All lights turned off — Bush prefers to stay in the dark. :rofl:
9. Four cartons of chocolate milk, and a package of Oreos, in honor of such Bush aides as Claude “The Fraud” Allen.:rofl:
8. Temperature set to 31 degrees — helps maintain Bush’s “brain freeze.”:rofl:
7. Two televisions, one equipped with an X-Box, one tuned to The Cartoon Channel.:rofl:
6. Wireless internet capacity, so he can track NSA surveillance of Helen Thomas.:rofl:
5. A swivel chair, so the President can do “whirlybirds.”:rofl:
4. For reading material, a comic book version of The King James Bible.:rofl:
3. For when he travels with Laura, a banner over the bed, reading: “MISSIONARY POSITION ACCOMPLISHED.”:rofl:
2. A “double-commode” in the bathroom, so that Bush can share intimate moments with Karl “Turd Blossom” Rove.:rofl:
1. A sign on the back of the hotel room door, providing a map for an “exit strategy.” :rofl:
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Mon Apr-03-06 06:00 AM
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Mon Apr-03-06 11:36 AM
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11. They forgot... sign in bathroom..."Remove pants before shitting." * |
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Mon Apr-03-06 06:02 AM
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Letterman quality, indeed.
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Mon Apr-03-06 06:07 AM
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3. Neat list! Except that it's BUSH that's in the missionary position. |
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On bottom. He only f's up!
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Mon Apr-03-06 06:22 AM
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4. Add to that: A copy of My Pet Goat on the night stand |
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Mon Apr-03-06 06:48 AM
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5. 11. a couch and pretzels |
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Mon Apr-03-06 07:13 AM
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"and a Segway to get him there."
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Mon Apr-03-06 08:04 AM
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7. All lights off indeed! |
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B$#h is always in the dark, lights or no lights!
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Mon Apr-03-06 08:08 AM
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8. A press conference-length supply of... |
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Mon Apr-03-06 09:29 AM
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I guess that's why it's so funny.
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Mon Apr-03-06 09:36 AM
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10. Make that an X-Box 360... |
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...What's the point of being president if you can't have the latest version?
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Mon Apr-03-06 11:39 AM
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12. You forgot: TV tuned to "Spongebob Square Pants." |
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