So....you want a "Boner or a Blunt?"

[nradisic]

Which one should be the new Majority Leader?

What does the majority of Americans want? A "Boehner or a Blunt?"


http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/01/08/house.majorityleader/index.html


Sorry I just could not help myself....Too freakin' funny to pass up...

[Ezlivin]

1. I'll take the blunt, please

That's harder to get than a boner.

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. Blunt is HORRIBLE

I'm series111

[alcibiades_mystery]

2. Please follow LBN rules

You must post the actual headline

[napi21]

3. What can you tell me about Boner?

All I know is that he's from Ohio. I've never heard anything else about him.

I heard Blunt is tangled in with the Abromoff mess.

[babylonsister]

4. Here's some info on voting record, click link for more:

* Voted YES on making it a crime to harm a fetus during another crime. (Feb 2004)
* Voted YES on banning partial-birth abortion except to save mother’s life. (Oct 2003)
* Voted YES on forbidding human cloning for reproduction & medical research. (Feb 2003)
* Voted YES on funding for health providers who don't provide abortion info. (Sep 2002)
* Voted YES on banning human cloning, including medical research. (Jul 2001)
* Voted YES on banning Family Planning funding in US aid abroad. (May 2001)
* Voted YES on federal crime to harm fetus while committing other crimes. (Apr 2001)
* Voted YES on banning partial-birth abortions. (Apr 2000)
* Voted YES on barring transporting minors to get an abortion. (Jun 1999)
* Rated 0% by NARAL, indicating a pro-life voting record. (Dec 2003)

John Boehner on Budget & Economy
* Voted YES on restricting bankruptcy rules. (Jan 2004)
* Supports balanced budget amendment & line item veto. (Sep 1994)

John Boehner on Civil Rights
* Voted YES on Constitutional Amendment banning same-sex marriage. (Sep 2004)
* Voted YES on protecting the Pledge of Allegiance. (Sep 2004)
* Voted YES on constitutional amendment prohibiting flag desecration. (Jun 2003)
* Voted YES on Constitutional amendment prohibiting Flag Desecration. (Jul 2001)
* Voted YES on banning gay adoptions in DC. (Jul 1999)
* Voted YES on Amendment to prohibit burning the US flag. (Jun 1999)
* Voted YES on ending preferential treatment by race in college admissions. (May 1998)
* Supports anti-flag desecration amendment. (Mar 2001)
* Rated 7% by the ACLU, indicating an anti-civil rights voting record. (Dec 2002)

John Boehner on Corporations
* Voted YES on replacing illegal export tax breaks with $140B in new breaks. (Jun 2004)
* Voted YES on Bankruptcy Overhaul requiring partial debt repayment. (Mar 2001)
* Rated 100% by the US COC, indicating a pro-business voting record. (Dec 2003)

John Boehner on Crime
* Voted NO on funding for alternative sentencing instead of more prisons. (Jun 2000)
* Voted YES on more prosecution and sentencing for juvenile crime. (Jun 1999)
* Voted NO on maintaining right of habeus corpus in Death Penalty Appeals. (Mar 1996)
* Voted YES on making federal death penalty appeals harder. (Feb 1995)
* Voted NO on replacing death penalty with life imprisonment. (Apr 1994)
* Rated 30% by CURE, indicating anti-rehabilitation crime votes. (Dec 2000)
* Require DNA testing for all federal executions. (Mar 2001)
* More prisons, more enforcement, effective death penalty. (Sep 1994)

John Boehner on Drugs
Click here for 3 full quotes on Drugs OR background on Drugs.

* Voted NO on military border patrols to battle drugs & terrorism. (Sep 2001)
* Voted YES on prohibiting needle exchange & medical marijuana in DC. (Oct 1999)
* Voted NO on subjecting federal employees to random drug tests. (Sep 1998)

John Boehner on Education
* Voted YES on allowing school prayer during the War on Terror. (Nov 2001)
* Voted YES on requiring states to test students. (May 2001)
* Voted YES on allowing vouchers in DC schools. (Aug 1998)
* Voted YES on vouchers for private & parochial schools. (Nov 1997)
* Voted YES on giving federal aid only to schools allowing voluntary prayer. (Mar 1994)
* Supports requiring schools to allow prayer. (Jan 2001)
* Rated 17% by the NEA, indicating anti-public education votes. (Dec 2003)
* Supports a Constitutional Amendment for school prayer. (May 1997)

John Boehner on Energy & Oil
* Voted YES on passage of the Bush Administration national energy policy. (Jun 2004)
* Voted YES on implementing Bush-Cheney national energy policy. (Nov 2003)
* Voted NO on raising CAFE standards; incentives for alternative fuels. (Aug 2001)
* Voted NO on prohibiting oil drilling & development in ANWR. (Aug 2001)
* Voted NO on starting implementation of Kyoto Protocol. (Jun 2000)

John Boehner on Environment
* Voted YES on speeding up approval of forest thinning projects. (Nov 2003)
* Rated 5% by the LCV, indicating anti-environment votes. (Dec 2003)
more...
http://www.issues2000.org/OH/John_Boehner.htm

[HeeBGBz]

5. Blunt sucks

Total Bushbot neocon.

[nradisic]

6. They are both GOP stormtroopers..

n/t

[napi21]

9. Yea, your right. Here's Blunt's info. almost the same as Boner.

Roy Blunt on Abortion
Click here for 10 full quotes on Abortion OR background on Abortion.
Voted YES on making it a crime to harm a fetus during another crime. (Feb 2004)
Voted YES on banning partial-birth abortion except to save mother’s life. (Oct 2003)
Voted YES on forbidding human cloning for reproduction & medical research. (Feb 2003)
Voted YES on funding for health providers who don't provide abortion info. (Sep 2002)
Voted YES on banning human cloning, including medical research. (Jul 2001)
Voted YES on banning Family Planning funding in US aid abroad. (May 2001)
Voted YES on federal crime to harm fetus while committing other crimes. (Apr 2001)
Voted YES on banning partial-birth abortions. (Apr 2000)
Voted YES on barring transporting minors to get an abortion. (Jun 1999)
Rated 0% by NARAL, indicating a pro-life voting record. (Dec 2003)


Roy Blunt on Budget & Economy
Click here for the full quote on Budget & Economy OR background on Budget & Economy.
Voted YES on restricting bankruptcy rules. (Jan 2004)


Roy Blunt on Civil Rights
Click here for 9 full quotes on Civil Rights OR background on Civil Rights.
Voted YES on Constitutional Amendment banning same-sex marriage. (Sep 2004)
Voted YES on protecting the Pledge of Allegiance. (Sep 2004)
Voted YES on constitutional amendment prohibiting flag desecration. (Jun 2003)
Voted YES on Constitutional amendment prohibiting Flag Desecration. (Jul 2001)
Voted YES on banning gay adoptions in DC. (Jul 1999)
Voted YES on Amendment to prohibit burning the US flag. (Jun 1999)
Voted YES on ending preferential treatment by race in college admissions. (May 1998)
Supports anti-flag desecration amendment. (Mar 2001)
Rated 14% by the ACLU, indicating an anti-civil rights voting record. (Dec 2002)


Roy Blunt on Corporations
Click here for 3 full quotes on Corporations OR background on Corporations.
Voted YES on replacing illegal export tax breaks with $140B in new breaks. (Jun 2004)
Voted YES on Bankruptcy Overhaul requiring partial debt repayment. (Mar 2001)
Rated 97% by the US COC, indicating a pro-business voting record. (Dec 2003)


Roy Blunt on Crime
Click here for 3 full quotes on Crime OR background on Crime.
Voted NO on funding for alternative sentencing instead of more prisons. (Jun 2000)
Voted YES on more prosecution and sentencing for juvenile crime. (Jun 1999)
Rated 20% by CURE, indicating anti-rehabilitation crime votes. (Dec 2000)


Roy Blunt on Drugs
Click here for 2 full quotes on Drugs OR background on Drugs.
Voted YES on military border patrols to battle drugs & terrorism. (Sep 2001)
Voted YES on prohibiting needle exchange & medical marijuana in DC. (Oct 1999)


Roy Blunt on Education
Click here for 6 full quotes on Education OR background on Education.
Voted YES on allowing school prayer during the War on Terror. (Nov 2001)
Voted YES on requiring states to test students. (May 2001)
Voted YES on allowing vouchers in DC schools. (Aug 1998)
Voted NO on vouchers for private & parochial schools. (Nov 1997)
Rated 17% by the NEA, indicating anti-public education votes. (Dec 2003)
Supports a Constitutional Amendment for school prayer. (May 1997)


Roy Blunt on Energy & Oil
Click here for 5 full quotes on Energy & Oil OR background on Energy & Oil.
Voted YES on passage of the Bush Administration national energy policy. (Jun 2004)
Voted YES on implementing Bush-Cheney national energy policy. (Nov 2003)
Voted NO on raising CAFE standards; incentives for alternative fuels. (Aug 2001)
Voted NO on prohibiting oil drilling & development in ANWR. (Aug 2001)
Voted NO on starting implementation of Kyoto Protocol. (Jun 2000)


Roy Blunt on Environment
Click here for 3 full quotes on Environment OR background on Environment.
Voted YES on speeding up approval of forest thinning projects. (Nov 2003)
Reduce liability for hazardous waste cleanup. (May 2001)
Rated 0% by the LCV, indicating anti-environment votes. (Dec 2003)


Roy Blunt on Families & Children
Click here for 3 full quotes on Families & Children OR background on Families & Children.
Voted YES on establishing nationwide AMBER alert system for missing kids. (Apr 2003)
Voted YES on reducing Marriage Tax by $399B over 10 years. (Mar 2001)
Rated 92% by the Christian Coalition: a pro-family voting record. (Dec 2003)


Roy Blunt on Foreign Policy
Click here for 5 full quotes on Foreign Policy OR background on Foreign Policy.
Voted NO on keeping Cuba travel ban until political prisoners released. (Jul 2001)
Voted YES on withholding $244M in UN Back Payments until US seat restored. (May 2001)
Voted NO on $156M to IMF for 3rd-world debt reduction. (Jul 2000)
Voted YES on Permanent Normal Trade Relations with China. (May 2000)
Voted YES on $15.2 billion for foreign operations. (Nov 1999)


Roy Blunt on Free Trade
Click here for 6 full quotes on Free Trade OR background on Free Trade.
Voted YES on implementing the US-Australia Free Trade Agreement. (Jul 2004)
Voted YES on implementing the US-Singapore free trade agreement. (Jul 2003)
Voted YES on implementing free trade agreement with Chile. (Jul 2003)
Voted NO on withdrawing from the WTO. (Jun 2000)
Voted YES on 'Fast Track' authority for trade agreements. (Sep 1998)
Rated 41% by CATO, indicating a mixed record on trade issues. (Dec 2002)


Roy Blunt on Government Reform
Click here for 5 full quotes on Government Reform OR background on Government Reform.
Voted YES on limiting attorney's fees in class action lawsuits. (Feb 2005)
Voted YES on restricting frivolous lawsuits. (Sep 2004)
Voted NO on campaign finance reform banning soft-money contributions. (Feb 2002)
Voted YES on banning soft money donations to national political parties. (Jul 2001)
Voted NO on banning soft money and issue ads. (Sep 1999)


Roy Blunt on Gun Control
Click here for 3 full quotes on Gun Control OR background on Gun Control.
Voted YES on prohibiting suing gunmakers & sellers for gun misuse. (Apr 2003)
Voted YES on decreasing gun waiting period from 3 days to 1. (Jun 1999)
Rated A by the NRA, indicating a pro-gun rights voting record. (Dec 2003)


Roy Blunt on Health Care
Click here for 11 full quotes on Health Care OR background on Health Care.
Voted YES on limiting medical malpractice lawsuits to $250,000 damages. (May 2004)
Voted YES on limited prescription drug benefit for Medicare recipients. (Nov 2003)
Voted NO on allowing reimportation of prescription drugs. (Jul 2003)
Voted YES on small business associations for buying health insurance. (Jun 2003)
Voted YES on capping damages and setting time limits in medical lawsuits. (Mar 2003)
Voted YES on allowing suing HMOs, but under federal rules & limited award. (Aug 2001)
Voted YES on Prescription Drug Coverage under Medicare. (Jun 2000)
Voted YES on banning physician-assisted suicide. (Oct 1999)
Voted YES on establishing tax-exempt Medical Savings Accounts. (Oct 1999)
Rated 0% by APHA, indicating a anti-public health voting record. (Dec 2003)
Collect data on birth defects and present to the public. (Apr 1998)


Roy Blunt on Homeland Security
Click here for 9 full quotes on Homeland Security OR background on Homeland Security.
Voted YES on federalizing rules for driver licenses to hinder terrorists. (Feb 2005)
Voted YES on continuing military recruitment on college campuses. (Feb 2005)
Voted YES on supporting new position of Director of National Intelligence. (Dec 2004)
Voted YES on adopting the recommendations of the 9/11 Commission. (Oct 2004)
Voted YES on emergency $78B for war in Iraq & Afghanistan. (Apr 2003)
Voted YES on permitting commercial airline pilots to carry guns. (Jul 2002)
Voted YES on $266 billion Defense Appropriations bill. (Jul 1999)
Voted YES on deploying SDI. (Mar 1999)
Rated 11% by SANE, indicating a pro-military voting record. (Dec 2003)


Roy Blunt on Immigration
Click here for 4 full quotes on Immigration OR background on Immigration.
Voted NO on reporting illegal aliens who receive hospital treatment. (May 2004)
Voted YES on extending Immigrant Residency rules. (May 2001)
Voted NO on more immigrant visas for skilled workers. (Sep 1998)
Rated 0% by FAIR, indicating a voting record loosening immigration. (Dec 2003)


Roy Blunt on Jobs
Click here for 5 full quotes on Jobs OR background on Jobs.
Voted YES on end offshore tax havens and promote small business. (Oct 2004)
Voted YES on $167B over 10 years for farm price supports. (Oct 2001)
Voted YES on zero-funding OSHA's Ergonomics Rules instead of $4.5B. (Mar 2001)
Member of the Congressional Rural Caucus. (Jan 2001)
Rated 0% by the AFL-CIO, indicating an anti-labor voting record. (Dec 2003)


Roy Blunt on Principles & Values
Click here for the full quote on Principles & Values OR background on Principles & Values.
Religious affiliation: Baptist. (Nov 2000)


Roy Blunt on Social Security
Click here for 4 full quotes on Social Security OR background on Social Security.
Voted YES on raising 401(k) limits & making pension plans more portable. (May 2001)
Voted YES on reducing tax payments on Social Security benefits. (Jul 2000)
Voted NO on strengthening the Social Security Lockbox. (May 1999)
Rated 0% by the ARA, indicating an anti-senior voting record. (Dec 2003)


Roy Blunt on Tax Reform
Click here for 11 full quotes on Tax Reform OR background on Tax Reform.
Voted YES on providing tax relief and simplification. (Sep 2004)
Voted YES on permanently eliminating the so-called marriage penalty. (Apr 2004)
Voted YES on making the Bush tax cuts permanent. (Apr 2002)
Voted YES on $99.5B economic stimulus: capital gains & income tax cuts. (Oct 2001)
Voted YES on Tax Cut Package of $958B over 10 years. (May 2001)
Voted YES on eliminating the Estate Tax. (Apr 2001)
Voted YES on eliminating the "marriage penalty". (Jul 2000)
Voted YES on repealing the estate tax ("death tax"). (Jun 2000)
Voted YES on $46 billion in tax cuts for small business. (Mar 2000)
Phaseout the death tax. (Mar 2001)
Rated 64% by NTU, indicating "Satisfactory" on tax votes. (Dec 2003)


Roy Blunt on Technology
Click here for 6 full quotes on Technology OR background on Technology.
Voted YES on increasing fines for indecent broadcasting. (Feb 2005)
Voted YES on promoting commercial human space flight industry. (Nov 2004)
Voted YES on banning Internet gambling by credit card. (Jun 2003)
Voted YES on allowing telephone monopolies to offer Internet access. (Feb 2002)
Criminal penalties for e-mail spamming. (Feb 2001)
Let companies share Y2K plans with no risk of lawsuits. (Oct 1998)


Roy Blunt on War & Peace
Click here for 4 full quotes on War & Peace OR background on War & Peace.
Voted YES on approving removal of Saddam & valiant service of US troops. (Mar 2004)
Voted YES on authorizing military force in Iraq. (Oct 2002)
Voted NO on disallowing the invasion of Kosovo. (May 1999)
Solidarity with Israel in its fight against terrorism. (Apr 2002)


Roy Blunt on Welfare & Poverty
Click here for 3 full quotes on Welfare & Poverty OR background on Welfare & Poverty.
Voted YES on promoting work and marriage among TANF recipients. (Feb 2003)
Voted YES on treating religious organizations equally for tax breaks. (Jul 2001)
Voted YES on responsible fatherhood via faith-based organizations. (Nov 1999)

[proud2BlibKansan]

8. Don't forget his family

His wife is a tobacco lobbyist and his son is :puke: ranked the 3rd worst gov in the USA.

[emald]

10. blunt please

it's better for my arthritis, though a boner certainly makes arthritis unimportant sometimes. No, I'll take the spliff.

[Scurrilous]

11. I pine for the return of...

...Dick Armey.

[name not needed]

12. Blunt please

I already had a boner today.

[CreekDog]

13. How about a "Boehlert" ?

Not gonna happen --unfortunately.

[Warren DeMontague]

14. In my experience, the two aren't mutually exclusive.

'course, that was college...

[The Flaming Red Head]

15. Tequila Swisher