Why isn't Frist diagnosing Sharon?

[SHRED]

After all, he was so damn accurate with Terry Schiavo, wasn't he?

Quick...get him a tape!

:sarcasm:

[jaxx]

1. LMAO

[shenmue]

2. Yeah

He's got magic powers.

:crazy:

[Ksec]

3. hehe. Because hes too busy filling his pockets

with insider trading money.

Jail the crook. What are they waiting on? Sure didnt take long for them to jail the dangerous Martha Stewart.

BTW he did a heckuva job on that Shiavo diagnosis. :)

[Ikonoklast]

4. They got a lot in common

Both brain dead.

[marmar]

5. His friend Pat Robertson...

has already done it for him.

[Pam-Moby]

6. Frist is considered the top leading doctors

in the US of misdiagnosis. :sarcasm:

[Jacobin]

7. Shouldn't Bush sign a bill or something to keep his corpse

on life support permanently?

[Olney Blue]

8. Israelis can't vote for him.

[monobrau]

9. Because he is a christ killer

Dr. Frist's magic holy diagnostic powers only work on lambs who have been washed in the blood of the lord.
The Israelis, while useful in our ultimate goals, have souls that are clouded by satan the deceiver and must ultimately suffer eternal torment in hell fire once their mission to serve us on this spiritual plane is complete.
Tough break really; sorry old chap.

[jazzjunkysue]

10. Duh? No video. Isn't that obvious?

What self-respecting doctor would diagnose without a 15 year old video?

[Cocoa]

11. Condi is keeping an eye on him

Dr. Rice...

http://www.thecouriermail.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,17763336%255E953,00.html

Ms Rice cancelled a planned trip to Australia during which she was due to attend Thursday's first ministerial meeting of the Asia-Pacific Partnership on Clean Development and Climate, also known as AP6.

Ms Rice will stay in the US to monitor the condition of Israeli President Ariel Sharon, who suffered a massive stroke last week.

[spanone]

12. Sharon has foreign insurance papers. No money, no diagnosis.

Frist is a man of laws.:sarcasm:

[Neil Lisst]

13. According to Frist, Sharon has never been healthier!

He can tell! He saw film of Sharon lying there in a coma, and Frist is a DOCTOR! A DOCTOR!!

[KitchenWitch]

14. Because Sharon is not a white woman?

[UTUSN]

15. LOL LOL LOL - because he, unlike Terri, can't VOTE? n/t