What's a Wednesday without a CAPTION???

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wow. I can just imagine Karl's bare bum bent over in the stike zone. Now I can get him back for slapping me silly all the time and calling me Numbnuts. . . . At least in my imagination. . . . Boy, this is going to hurt!"

[Crankie Avalon]

1. "THIS is how I used to throw it back when I was a cheerleader...

...and it wasn't easy, what with how it made my skirt ride up."

[flordehinojos]

2. the arm looks disjointed and uncoordinated and the dimwit looks

:puke: (puke-provoking)

[zeemike]

3. I am Atlas holding up the world

Don't make me shrug

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": "Gee, if I got to do more things like this and

vacationing in Crawford, then presidenting wouldn't be so bad. . . . I gotta write that down."

[salin]

5. I hope I don't fall over backwards... that would be embarrassing.

[skip fox]

6. Hey, salin, how are you doing?

:)

[salin]

10. doing well - slight let up work wise (for a few days)

so can DU a little more (though have to go to work in a minute.)

Just mentioned you last week.... didn't you have some incredible collection of halliburton links a ways back? Would love to dig through some of those... guessing that some of the corruption stories in congress might overlap - out of the public's eye.

Glad that I caught one of your great caption threads! Hope you are well! :hi:

[skip fox]

13. Had a Halliburton file. Maybe I'll look for this afternoon after class.

:)

[salin]

20. I would love to see it.

May pour over it over the coming weeks (when time permits) if you don't mind.

[skip fox]

22. Salin, I found it . . . up to Spring 03.

I put it in general discussion, but I can send you a copy as an attachment (it's long and in several parts).

Let me know if you get. I posted at 5:20 or so CDT in General Discussion.

[underpants]

7. The "Creds"? Never heard of 'em oh well they are paying my fee

so here goes

[underpants]

8. I want to announce my presence with AUTHORITY

[skip fox]

9. How you doing, underpants?

:)

[underpants]

11. *

Not too bad. The baby is teething which means some long nights but the rent is paid and theres food in the fridge (hell we have a fridge so all in all I am what like one of the wealthiest 10% in this planet, something like that)

How bout yourself?

[skip fox]

17. Doing great. Haven't captioned for about a year, but back in the saddle

for now.

Good to "see" you.

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "Wow. I remember the time when I came in when we were

up by one in the bottom of the ninth with no outs and runners on all the bases. And I wizzed nine straight strikes past the top of their line to win the championship and be named most valuable player. THEM were the days. . . Oh, I forgot. . . . That was Chet Middleton. . . . I was just the cheerleader. (Sigh.)"

[skip fox]

14. Sh*t. The anon. Double You just wrote me demanding I post

his caption ("to be fair") since he won't do so (says there are people watching). Here goes:

"Our beloved great president hero warrior king is thinking, 'I could have been a pitcher, even the Yankees wanted me, or should have. I can save any baseball game ever invented. Just like when I saved all those people in the towers . . . or I could have . . . if I wasn't busy with those kids."

[VOX]

15. "Heh heh...ever'where Ah show up, Ah git FREE jackets. Heh heh heh."

"Ah got me a Texas Rangers jacket, an' a Red Sox jacket, an' a Nationals jacket. Now, Ah got me a Reds jacket. REDS? Hell, that's a good 'un! Heh heh heh heh." Dayum, but Ah love to dress up!"

[skip fox]

16. W. is "thinking": "Wow. I know. The stands are packed with scouts, and

they all make me these fantastic offers for hundreds of dollars or offering half of New York and massive penis enlargement and stuff, and then I can quit being president and tell Karl to stiuff it, 'cause it's just no fun any more, and then I can lead my team to world victory championships series . . . and things . . . . with fireworks and eveybody crying they're so happy to be alive to seem me win. . . . Geez, why can't dreams come true? . . . . I outta be able to write my own life!. . . (Sigh.)"

[Jigarotta]

18. logo should be FEDS, he's throwing another curve ball at us. nt

[skip fox]

19. W. is "thinking": "Wow, I've got an idea! I could be the major-league-

pitching president! Then I could have NSA ease drop on all the batters and we'd call them late at night telling then to swing and miss every time I pitch to them (even the foul balls!) or we'll tell all their secrets and stuff. . . . I'd be great! . . . Damn. That could almost work."

[Chimichurri]

21. Look at me, Mommy!