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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 08:27 AM
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CBS News hires Jessica Simpson to anchor their evening news.
In a related story, NBC is training a slow monkey to co-anchor on "Today".
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 08:29 AM
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1. Are they getting rid of Lauer?
Edited on Wed Apr-05-06 08:29 AM by Atman
I mean, there can't be many slower monkies out there.
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maddiejoan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 08:29 AM
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2. and so we come full circle...
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leveymg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 08:32 AM
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3. LOL. You guys are good.
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Beausoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 08:36 AM
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4. Yeah, but will the monkey show her legs to us as much as Couric? n/t
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5X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 08:37 AM
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5. I've been wondering if they would give katie a desk where...
we could see her legs. Bob's legs are blocked.
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NRaleighLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-05-06 08:41 AM
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6. I've heard that the next American Idol contest will be for
determining the ABC news anchor.
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