If Bush had not been born to wealth.. Jobs he's qualified for

[SoCalDem]

Jar washer

[Sequoia]

1. Road kill picker upper

[babylonsister]

2. And a fine job he's doing at it!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Norquist Nemesis]

3. LOL! Add Brush Clearer, too n/t

[SoCalDem]

8. Batman Impersonator

[Jim Warren]

4. pig farmer n/t

[laruemtt]

5. prison inmate.

[motocicleta]

12. hey hey hey

You take that back. I know some very kind, personable inmates.

[laruemtt]

14. hey, you're right.!

;)

[Fridays Child]

6. Rolling old ladies for their Social Security checks.

Oh, wait. He does that, anyway. Never mind.

[saltpoint]

7. I kind of see him as the booze-ridden operator of the Tilt-a-Whirl in

a small-time carnival.

[4 t 4]

11. Lucifer

[aden_nak]

9. Since all he does is crash and burn anyway.

[LibDemAlways]

10. My all time favorite from a previous thread:

Catcher for Benny Hinn

[mikeytherat]

13. OK, I really did NOT need that image...

Yes, I'm still laughing hysterically, but...

mikey_the_rat

[Warpy]

15. He'd have married the boss's daughter

and would be selling something and screwing up the paperwork and getting yelled at over it at least twice a day.

He's a conniver. Not intelligent, just ruthless. He'd have done whatever it takes to try to start at the top. For ordinary towel snapping bullies, that means finding some stupid gal with a business owning daddy.

[Coastie for Truth]

16. Seriously

Bucket shop stock salesman
Maitre de
Car salesman
(Maybe) real state salesman

Rich dumb guys who were legacy admitees to Yale and to Harvard Business School can usually find something that is not too challenging to do.

[boobooday]

17. Manager of a Jiffy Lube

I think he could have risen that far, as long as he still embraced the Lord and went 'clean and sober' at 40.

[CatWoman]

18. slapstick comedian?