Caption This Photo...Jean Schmidt...GOP liar

imax2268

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Wed Apr-05-06 01:42 PM
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Caption This Photo...Jean Schmidt...GOP liar

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Cooley Hurd

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Wed Apr-05-06 01:43 PM
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1. Everybody was Kung Fu fighting...

...that witch was fast as lightning.;)

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ayeshahaqqiqa

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Wed Apr-05-06 01:59 PM
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13. I'm glad I'm the only one in the office

I laughed so hard it echoed! :rofl:

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wellst0nev0ter

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Wed Apr-05-06 01:43 PM
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2. "You gotta grab em by the balls like this" eom

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boobooday

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Wed Apr-05-06 01:44 PM
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3. AAAAAHHHHH --- too long in the tanning bed!

Now I'm stuck this way! Kiln-dried, you might say . . .

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Blaze Diem

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Wed Apr-05-06 01:44 PM
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4. Faking Resumes Works!!

lol

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FSogol

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Wed Apr-05-06 01:45 PM
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5. Jean Schmidt: a degree in both Deception and Greed n/t

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Cyrano

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Wed Apr-05-06 01:45 PM
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6. "Let me show you how I flew my plane in Nam to win my medals."

Edited on Wed Apr-05-06 01:46 PM by Cyrano

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xxqqqzme

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Wed Apr-05-06 01:46 PM
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7. I do know she is too old 2 B wearing

sleeveless garments.

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NanceGreggs

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Wed Apr-05-06 01:47 PM
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8. "Earlier today, Jean Schmidt was overjoyed to learn ...

... that according to her newly-printed resume, she is now a brain surgeon AND a rocket scientist!"

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Swamp Rat

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Wed Apr-05-06 01:48 PM
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9. "BRAINS!"

"I WANT BRAINS!... TASTY BRAINS!!!"

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AndyA

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Wed Apr-05-06 01:50 PM
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10. "And just as I was turning the corner, I saw Dick Cheney standing there

naked. I swear it was so big I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Naturally, I ducked back around the corner. I'm no fool. You don't want to be alone with Dick Cheney when he has a big gun in his hand!"

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shenmue

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Wed Apr-05-06 01:51 PM
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11. "Wax on, wax off...

wax on, wax off."

:dunce:

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EST

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Wed Apr-05-06 01:55 PM
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12. And I yanked it out this far...

before I bit it in half...right in the middle!

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pacalo

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Wed Apr-05-06 02:04 PM
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14. "Diebold's the greatest! Told ya those contributions would pay off!"

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holboz

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Wed Apr-05-06 02:09 PM
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15. My leathery fake-bake skinned was pulled THIS much in my last face lift

Seriously - that skin and fake tan...she looks like a baseball glove. She also has the "reverse racoon" eyes (lighter around the eyes than anywhere else on her face).

Sorry - a bit harsh. But I DO NOT like this person. (I won't even call her a lady)

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progressivebydesign

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Wed Apr-05-06 02:12 PM
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16. "horrible.. botox... accident.. please.. call.. my.. plastic.. surgeon! nt

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movonne

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Wed Apr-05-06 02:14 PM
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17. I'm ready for the handcuffs...

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LionInWinter

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Wed Apr-05-06 02:19 PM
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18. The fake congresswoman ...

demonstrates her fake weight lifting technique.

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warrens

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Wed Apr-05-06 02:43 PM
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19. Ein volk, ein fuhrer....

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zbdent

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Wed Apr-05-06 06:29 PM
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20. Wonder if she ever got "pulled over" for having a bad hair day

on her way around the metal detectors . . . nah . . .

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Sydnie

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Wed Apr-05-06 06:34 PM
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21. Carolyn Rhea explains to Jean

that, while she is the host of the tv show The Biggest Loser, when she called Jean that, she wasn't talking about that show.

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mondo joe

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Wed Apr-05-06 06:35 PM
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22. "No! Fruit! Cup! For! You!"

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