If you were the last surviving human, what would you write down?

[begin_within]

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

1. "Bummer."

:evilgrin:

[astonamous]

2. We came...

We were greedy...we fucked up!

[bleever]

3. "If any intelligent life form should discover this: Bush lost."

--bleever.

[SteppingRazor]

4. "I WIN!!!" n/t

:evilgrin:

[Catch22Dem]

I like that one.

2 points for you!

[Ready4Change]

6. Well, ah, er...

Yah, I guess you'd have all the toys. :shrug: Congrats!

[Ready4Change]

5. We had potential.

But we arrogantly thought we were masters of our destiny, rather than a delicate spark in the darkness.

Don't make the same mistake.

[catnhatnh]

7. I guess he WAS....

...the anti-Christ....

[khashka]

8. Something like

Dear Cockroaches,
Hope you have better luck as the dominant species than we did.
Best Wishes,
Khash.

[HawkerHurricane]

9. Dear Sir or Madam or Other...

I desperately need help re-incarnating my species. Please clone my DNA.

[alphafemale]

10. We apologize for the inconvenience. nt

[BlueJazz]

11. "Your Mission, Mr. Phelps, should you choose to accept it..."

dun,dun...dun,dun..dun,dun,dundun..

[jpgray]

12. I'm the last man on Earth, who wants to marry me?

[Poll_Blind]

13. "And so it goes." n/t

PB

[Catch22Dem]

14. I wouldn't write anything at all for fear of writer's cramp

If I'm the last surviving human, I've got a lot of self-gratification to take care of. I'm not gonna waste my wrist strength writing something no one will ever read. No sir!

[TomInTib]

15. "Will work for Beer"

[Wilms]

16. I tried to warn them. eom

[tinfoilinfor2005]

17. Elvis has left the building.

:smoke:

[hopeisaplace]

18. I was the only one who didn't get Raptured - FEAR ME.

[TahitiNut]

19. "The most valuable discovery of our entire civilization is buried under ..

.

[hopeisaplace]

28. rotflmao! that would be the beginning of a new

civilization's reason to start another war on earth
*the circle of life*

[H2O Man]

20. "Daniel Boone

killed a bear on this tree."

Chances are I won't be the last person alive on earth, but I still have the urge to write that. Now that I've posted it on DU, I have a sense of inner peace.

[MnFats]

24. wouldn't that be 'kilt a ba'r'?

[H2O Man]

32. 200 years ago, perhaps.

Surely we have progressed since then. It seems unlikely that people could have caused the near total extinction of humanity in Daniel's day. Out of respect for the advances we've made, I think it's important to spell correctly. We don't want aliens thinking a republican was the last one here.

[MnFats]

34. touche' n/t

[Glorfindel]

21. "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

n/t

[MnFats]

22. We tried. It didn't work out. Sorry. n/t

[AnnieBW]

23. "We F*cked Ourselves Up!"

[Mojambo]

25. "Do not resuscitate." n/t

[bleever]

26. "Well, now I know what the red button does."

[rwheeler31]

27. Do not do what we did.

Who is going to read this?

[kentuck]

29. Thanks for the memories...

peace

[daleo]

30. Thank you for visiting and please come again. n/t

[EST]

31. For a good time, call 555-1212

[MyshkinCommaPrince]

33. "It was worth it, even so."

[Peace Patriot]

35. Sorry about the whales!

[mitchum]

36. "We're invisible and outnumber you"

don't know if it would work, though...

[berni_mccoy]

37. "The answer to the meaning of life is...(please turn over ->)"

The other side of the paper would be blank.

[TahitiNut]

47. 42

[Clarkie1]

38. We dreamed. n/t

[hyphenate]

39. Here's what I would do:

I would pretty much write rants about how horrible some human beings are, and how they caused the destruction of the species.

I think I would point out somewhere in my writing about the futility of believing in something for which there is little to no proof, and how evil lies helped to split the species into factions and accelerated the demise of homo sapiens.

I would probably also take a bible after destroying ALL others, and re-write it to make it more plausible, so that anyone who decides to literally interpret it will get some knowledge about evolution. That, plus a hundred thousand other common sensical revisions will give a future society a lot better chance to avoid fundies and evangelicals from trying to take over the world.

Since I would be last, there would be no fear of taking away anyone's right of free speech, so I would track down books that spin everything right, and destroy them, including anything by Tim LeHaye, Anne Coulter, and other right wingnuts out there. This would, however, necessitate the destruction of rebuttal/liberal books that are a direct result of the right wing books, but that's okay, because the future society would not be tainted by these hypocrites on the right, and thus, a chance for a better world would be worth such a sacrifice.

And after all this, I would take a nap. :)

[zbdent]

40. "Earth needs women!"

in huge, 100-mile letters.

Of course, I'd have to spell it backwards, going from the East to the West . . .

:D

[zbdent]

41. "Oh, that's what that button did . . ."

:evilgrin:

[zbdent]

42. "Intelligent design, my ass!"

Of course, I could be writing that down now . . .

[ThatsMyBarack]

43. "Good night, everybody....

....and enjoy the buffet!" ;)

[leftofthedial]

44. Whew!

Glad that's over!

[newportdadde]

45. If you think this is bad you should see the other guy.

[Citrene]

46. I'm sorry. We tried, no one would listen. Please forgive us. n/t

[RandomKoolzip]

48. "Beware...of...Subway's Seafood and Crab Sandwich..."

[doubleplusgood]

49. "Mine, all mine !!!" n/t