Jersey Devil
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Thu Apr-06-06 11:31 AM
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Skinner, we need more power! We've lost warp speed! |
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Fitgerald has apparently thrown DU into Defcon 4 faster than ever before!
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Thu Apr-06-06 11:35 AM
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1. "Captain, she can't stand the strain too much longer!" n/t |
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Thu Apr-06-06 11:36 AM
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2. "Captain, she can't stand the strain too much longer!" |
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But...Skinner...I must have....more....power....
More...power...dammmit!
Sulu....warpspeed.
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Thu Apr-06-06 11:37 AM
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3. I slowed down for three or four minutes....but took right off again |
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at warp speed. Guess Skinny turned on the after burners. 'Tis too fast for me!
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Jersey Devil
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Thu Apr-06-06 11:39 AM
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It suddenly picked up again and seems to be back to normal. That Scotty is a genius.
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Thu Apr-06-06 11:54 AM
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6. He wasn't all that much of a genius |
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Edited on Thu Apr-06-06 11:55 AM by TechBear_Seattle
He would tell the captain it would take four hours to fix the engines when he knew he could do it in 20 minutes. He'd do the work take an hour to relax with a bottle of scotch (or maybe a woman of Scotch heritage) and then report back, whereupon he was hailed as an engineering genius for doing in one hour what would have taken five.
He even admitted as much on an appearance in ST:TNG :rofl:
Added On reflection, that makes Scottie disturbingly like the folks at the White House....
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Thu Apr-06-06 12:18 PM
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8. But that's WHY he's a genius! |
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Thu Apr-06-06 11:40 AM
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5. Scotty says"Captain I am giving her all she's got" |
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and she is not responding...
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Thu Apr-06-06 12:17 PM
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7. It's the Dilithum cyrstals Cap'n |
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I can't do a thin with em.
-Hobo
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