Laura Bush? Kinky in bed?

[Meldread]

Come on, let's hear it if you can stomach it!

Is she really a stepford wife, or is it just a show? Who wants to bet Laura Bush is kinky in bed? I have ten bucks saying she likes to spank Dubya.



...and you thought those cuts and bruises on him came from falling off his bike...

:rofl:

[TheBaldyMan]

1. they just get some of the help to do it

I think Jeff Gannon is on hand, I think the semen is then taken in a gold plated turkey baster to Her Majesty.

[shenmue]

2. Stop it, stop it, stop it

:puke:

Oh, g*d. Why did you have to make me think about that?!

:cry:

:scared:

[KharmaTrain]

3. I'll Bet In Her Pot Dealing Days...

...she musta been one party animal.

Truth be known, Repugnicans aren't permitted to have any sex...they're too busy screwing the country right now.

[monarch]

4. Another reason why I love this site. Thank you for

making me laugh until tears ran down my face.

[Bozvotros]

5. My bet about their favorite fantasy

Involves Laura in a snow white curly wig, baseball size pearls and wielding a sturdy belt.

[Teaser]

6. I need some bleach for my brain

[C_U_L8R]

7. Pickles in Leather?

Ewww... I can't imagine anything less appealing.
But i bet she kicks the shit out of her little monkey
(while he fantasizes over buff bald boys)

[Atlas Mugged]

8. Oh, dear no....not the Clorox Queen!

Honestly, I'm fully convinced that Bush is impotent. He's got "limp wick" written all over him. Laura is so white-bread-mayonnaise that I'm sure she's quite happy that sex is a thing of the distant past. Honestly, I can imagine her using terms like "dirty pillows" and "there" when talking to her gyno. Don't forget...we're talking about the Clorox Queen!

[screembloodymurder]

9. She wears a wig!

W likes to rub his * on her bald head.

[Moderator]

10. Locking

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