What's a Saturday morning in Spring without a CAPTION?????

[skip fox]

W. is pretending to be unconsciously singing a ditty from the tube while walking with Laura:

"Get your father a great Father's Day deal,
Buy a brand new Hero Cowboy Lumberman Grill,
He's the Dad and don't forget it,
Come on down to Landry's,
and just get it."

And W. is "thinking": ""Wow. I hope she's listening."

[salin]

1. W is talking to himself about hearing messages

from God... having a conversation with himself about who right he is - and how wrong that questioner in NC was... cuz the caller in NC must not be able to have these conversations...

Laura, trying to block this out, thinks to herself.... he needs a new perscription... this one doesn't seem to be working anymore...

[boobooday]

2. Laura, look up there . . . is that a giant fan?

And what is that huge brown projectile about to hit it?

[Kierkegaard]

3. Pickles: -----------flatline-----------

Scrub: "What would Napoleon do?"

[liberal N proud]

4. Birdie, Birdie in the sky... When will the bird flu kill all the peasants

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Sniff, sniff : I smell unrest in the air, honey.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Not a caption, but is she getting the Michael Jackson look or what?

[riona]

7. Why oh why did you give me GERD?

[misternormal]

8. Karl said there was a dead bird out here...

... but I sure don't see one.

[skip fox]

9. W. is mumbling, "Let's see, Karl told me to ask the painters if we need

any more sky-hooks, then ask the gardener if we have enough magic seeds for the summer, and then to ask the guys at the guard shack if they would be nice enough to take me on a snipe hunt tonight, and then . . ."

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

10. Honda Unveils Latest Robot

Able to Walk in High Heels

[Swamp Rat]

11. "I don't see any birds... has Dick Cheney been around?"

:D

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "Now how did that song go? 'O home on the range

Where the buffalo moan
And the clouds are not cowboys
all day!'

Yeah, that's it! Think I'll burst into song. Surprise Laura . . . Wow, here goes . . ."

[skip fox]

13. W. is "thinking": "Wonder if I sing 'Zippidy-Doo-Dah' will a cartoon

blue bird land on my shoulder? . . . Heck, I figure it's 50-50. Either one won't or one will. . . .Gotta know how to think straight if you're the president. . . . And it pays to be realistic."

[skip fox]

14. W. is "thinking": "I wonder what Karl meant by 'human spam'?"

:)

[BringEmOn]

15. "I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. ..."

"...I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

[BringEmOn]

16. "I love the smell of Botox, Xanax, and Miss Clairol in the morning..."

..smells like...a Republican Stepford woman."