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Sat Apr-08-06 10:35 AM
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| The Dog Ate My Conscience - and other Bush excuses for Plame |
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Edited on Sat Apr-08-06 10:37 AM by Neil Lisst
I thought it might be fun for us to imagine in the TOPIC line the excuses Team Bush is reviewing and considering at Camp David this weekend.
You can imagine them in their "real" war room - the one where they make up the shit they think they can sell, and run it up the flag pole to see who salutes it.
So add yours - in the TOPIC line for easy reading - what silly line of bull will we hear from Team Bush to explain how Bush managed to become Nixon?
Everyone has an idea. Let's hear YOURS this Saturday!!
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Sat Apr-08-06 10:39 AM
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| 1. Liberals would not accept the fact that I can declassify material |
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so we had to keep it undercover and pretend that it was really a bad thing. After all liberals control everything in America today, especially the government. A line no doubt swallowed hook, line and sinker by his religiously insane base.
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Sat Apr-08-06 10:42 AM
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| 2. "if you don't support nixon, you must be a communist." |
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wouldn't be the first time that line's been tried....
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Sat Apr-08-06 10:58 AM
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| 9. I remember people yelling "communist" at McGovern when he |
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spoke.
I remember losing my shit one time and yelling at a guy that said it "he was a fucking pilot in WWII, you moron!!"
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| European Socialist
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Sat Apr-08-06 10:43 AM
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| 3. Bush and Barry Bonds--How many times can the dog eat your homework? |
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Sat Apr-08-06 10:45 AM
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| 4. But Saddam gassed his own people! He gassed his own people. |
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Sat Apr-08-06 10:47 AM
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| 5. "When 9/11 happened, I swore I'd protect America, |
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Edited on Sat Apr-08-06 10:48 AM by Neil Lisst
even if that means outing a CIA spy and covering it, while acting like I wanted to find out who did it."
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Sat Apr-08-06 10:48 AM
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| 6. It's boring using covert intelligence. War is much more fun and profitable |
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Sat Apr-08-06 10:56 AM
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| 7. "Oh hell, yall, I've been drunk and high for 3 years! I don't remember!" |
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Sat Apr-08-06 10:57 AM
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| 8. When you question my right to be above the law, you embolden |
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our enemies. Al Qaida is planning a new strike at this very moment!
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Sat Apr-08-06 11:00 AM
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| 10. "I did it to throw Al Qaeda off, so ixnay on the estionsquay!" |
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Edited on Sat Apr-08-06 11:01 AM by Neil Lisst
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Sat Apr-08-06 11:14 AM
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| 11. "All great leaders lie." |
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"That's why you're there and I'm here. Hehe. Hehehe."
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