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Sat Apr-08-06 03:22 PM
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If Cable News was a high school |
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Principal: Pat Buchanan very strict and has seniority
Vice Principal: Robert Novak the fascist type vice principal that brings fear to everyone. Stop running and you have detention - favorite line.
English teacher: Greta VanSustern the hip teacher that associates well with students but also respected
Gym/Math Teacher: Wolf Blitzer the gym teacher who believes that playing basketball for 1/2 the class is enough. Get him as math teacher he leaves you in tears. (I had a teacher like this in high school.)
Student president: O'Reilly the guy who wins on "orange juice not orange aid"
School bullly/sidekick: Hannity and Colmes. Hannity the school bully with his weak sidekick who does their homework.
School gossip: Rita Cosby. The girl you never want to talk to but somehow knows who slept with whom.
Good girl: Kyra Philliips. The sweet girl that goes to church and works as a volunteer for all the outreach programs.
Sick kid: Neal Covuto: Girls mother him, boys consider him no threat, athletes use him as a mascot.
Alleged Bad girl: Kristi Muscemisci the girl that is most gossiped about but never really sure whats true and whats not.
Rich girl: Daryn Kagen. The girl who dresses the most expensive and drives in style.
Head cheerleader: Alex Witt the most bubbly slightly airheaded and energetic girl in school.
Movie geek: Chris Matthews the guy you ask what good movies to see with your girlfriend or to solve trivia questions.
Class clown: Keith Olbermann - well who else fits the mold?
Classic dumb jock: Shephard Smith sure he wins the state title in two sports but his glory days end with graduation.
School counselor: Larry King. The guy all students tell their problems to. The counselor who listens sympathetically and makes you feel like your problems are not your fault.
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Sat Apr-08-06 03:26 PM
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Sat Apr-08-06 03:36 PM
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2. every good --larry king is perfect |
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but you missed two--the economics/political science/current events teacher -lou dobbs home economics/pe/school nurse--nancy "i`m fucking crazy" grace
well at least that`s what they called those classes in my day....
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Sat Apr-08-06 03:37 PM
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Kicked & Recommended!
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Sat Apr-08-06 04:37 PM
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4. Don't give me credit, I didn't write this list |
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Sat Apr-08-06 06:59 PM
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... but you still deserve a K & R for sharing it!
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Sat Apr-08-06 07:13 PM
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7. President of Future Teachers of America Club: Christiane Amanpour |
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