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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 03:19 PM
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Anyone want to play a great practical joke on the fundies?
This was taken from the opening of one of the Six Feet Under episodes:

Let's all plan to get several inflatable dolls, fill them with helium, and let them loose all at once. The fundies will theink the Rapture is going on.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 03:31 PM
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1. Supposedly that was based on an actual event!!!
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 03:31 PM
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2. Wouldn't it be great to do it en masse?
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 03:34 PM
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4. You mean this one? Debunked by Snopes:
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 03:49 PM
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12. Yep. That is the one.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Problem is that it seemed so probable among the believers.
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 04:35 PM
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15. Elroy Willis has written some great, great things
My favorite is "She died with Jesus in her heart," also found in Snopes:

http://snopes2.com/religion/plastic.htm

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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 07:50 PM
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16. Now that's funny!
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 03:34 PM
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3. While back there was a story about a woman jumping from a car
because she thought the rapture was happening.
Apparently she thought she saw people floating to heaven.
It turned out to be inflatable dolls filled with helium that escaped a car.

I tried to find the story but no luck,,, it was a DU post several months ago.
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 03:34 PM
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5. Posted above from Snopes. NT
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 03:37 PM
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6. That's the one I was remembering
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 03:40 PM
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7. Without advocating traffic fatalities-I think this would be a scream!
Picture 10,000 people, each with a dozen blow ups inflated with helium, all of them releasing them at 3:00 pm one day around the country...
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unhappycamper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 03:44 PM
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8. Where can I find me some cheap blow up dolls? n/t
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BeFree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 03:45 PM
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9. On a Sunday
In front of fundie churches as they let out. Put a big banner in the sky, too, advertising the event. Ya know, like a message from God.

:roflmao:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 03:46 PM
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11. Written in smoke...
I like it!
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 04:05 PM
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13. Better yet
Release them during a Fred Phelps protest.

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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 03:45 PM
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10. Wait until they are all gathered
in a stadium. Surround the stadium and release them. As much as I hate practical jokes when they are pulled on me I could actually go for this one.

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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-09-06 04:32 PM
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14. The truth behind this urban legend
http://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.htm

Elroy Willis posts frequently to the Usenet group, alt.atheism. I remember when he first posted it there as an EAP (Evil Atheist Press) newswire story. The story was stolen (without credit) by not only the producers of Six Feet Under but also by the World Daily News.
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