Have you read Urban Dictionary's definitions of "freeper"?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FReeper

Actually, the last one seems to be the most scatologically accurate... :rofl:

[Gabi Hayes]

1. now that was FUNNY!

almost as funny as the freep definitions that tried to spin the definition positively

[jody]

2. #3 is excellent:

"A pseudo-conservative known correctly as a "neo-con" who likes to pretend they are conservative, but are actually a bunch of pro-corporate whores who worship the grandson of the nazi facilitator Prescott Bush. They are lead by Jim Robinson who, not unlike screaming liberals, will boot you from his site if you say anything wrong about El Presidente Jorge Bushy."

[BattyDem]

3. #3 is my fave, too!

:rofl:

[MADem]

4. You can actually VOTE on the accuracy of the entries! n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. OMG that is too funny

:rofl:

[President Jesus]

6. I like the entry under "freeptard" the best

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=freeptard

[DemGirl7]

7. those are too funny

the 3rd definition rocks. If you ever look around & read the definitions at the urbandictionary.com there is a ton of funny definitions there. Especially the definitions of right wingers like Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell and etc, FUNNY!!!

[EstimatedProphet]

8. I added one-let's see if it gets published:

FReeper
Someone who believes:
1) that GWBush is infallible, and every action he has done has made the United States better, stronger, and more fair;
2) that racism in America has been defeated, and everything would be all right if 'those damn darkies would just get off their lazy asses, quit welfare, and get a job for a change';
3) that peace can be obtained only by saturation-bombing all the civilian population centers around the world, especially in the Middle East;
4) that Dubya is actually a competent and intelligent leader, and even won all 3 debates;
5) that God wanted the United states to be a Christian nation, and that Bush is the second coming of Christ, and that true Christians act towards the destruction of civilization, since Christ in Bush is here and the Rapture must be brought about;
6) and finally, that all of this is logical and well-reasoned.
The freepers think Bush is coming to take them all way up in the middle of the air.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

9. Good job!

Hope it makes it in. :rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

11. BTW here's the webpage for it:

http://add.urbandictionary.com/verify.php?code=4d286f748f&function=submit

[KingFlorez]

10. That about says it

Can't define it any better

[Sarah Ibarruri]

12. ahahaha! I love it. Good one! nt

[Gabi Hayes]

13. these?

1) rube; sucker; gullible ignoramous

3) lemming like creature, incapable of existence outside its pack of fellow, reality- cloistered denizens

4) willfully ignorant buffoon, who stays alive by consuming his own santorum

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

14. Works for me!

:yourock:

[grateful581]

15. This site is great

I now am voting on other definitions.
Cat killer was a good one.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bill+Frist
:rofl:

the Bill Clinton definition needs our help
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bill+clinton

[crikkett]

16. Thanks a lot...

I just emerged from an hour and a half of surfing the Urban Dictionary.
What a fizzly waste of time! :rofl:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blackberry+prayer
1. Blackberry prayer

A phrase coined by an anonymous CEO who walked into a boardroom for a meeting to see every executive bowing their heads, operating their Blackberries.

The Blackberry prayer is a plea to God to abolish the damn things.