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Mon Apr-10-06 06:59 AM
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Pat Robertson is officially...NUTS! |
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Bonkers. Whack job. Off the deep end. Cuckoo bananas. :crazy: "I've-- I've had one woman-- African-American woman raised from the dead. She was stone cold dead, and her prayers of her church brought her back to life." http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/04/07/sunday/main1481775.shtml
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:04 AM
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Many here could have told this years ago...
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:05 AM
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2. I've got tears in my eyes. |
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I'm laughing so hard at that interview, I can hardly see the screen. The man's totally hatstand.
I love it when the interviewer keeps saying "so these are things you personally witnessed" and Robertson goes into a Porky Pig impression. "Abadaba aba, well abadaba not, er, ababadaba, not, aba ... well it was wonderful and irrefutable proof of God's work on Earth."
What a complete tool.
That's all folks.
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:28 AM
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:hi:
I never made the Porky Pig connection before. But then it's been 25 years since a bunch of hung-over students would sit and mock the asshat . . . (I'm sure we must've been a sight--long-hairs in the student union lounge watching the 700 Club, and spewing coffee out of our noses . . .)
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:06 AM
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Gee, he sounds like a normal fundie to me.
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:10 AM
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How dost thou feel, after having thy holy asscrack invaded by thy undergarments? :D
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:28 AM
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13. Maybe she was actually the Second Coming of Jesus... |
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After all, God works in mysterious ways.
Or she could have been a victim of a voodoo hoodoo!
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:09 AM
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4. Hot off the presses from CBS News! |
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:12 AM
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6. Maybe God can cure that terrible cough. |
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He's absolutely certifiable.
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:14 AM
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He's just doing this for attention because his CC is going bankrupt. He needs money real bad at the moment.
Reminds me of Oral Roberts who always did such a great job of fleecing his followers.
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:17 AM
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8. That defibrilator had NOTHING to do with it, it was prayer I tell ya! |
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:17 AM
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9. why are they praying to stay here in the first place |
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when they're so convinced that being in their heaven with their god is so wonderful? :eyes:
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Mon Apr-10-06 10:15 AM
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24. Never could figure that one out! |
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:19 AM
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10. I had to read this three times before I realized what it said. I thought |
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it was saying he had "had" (sex) with an African-American woman. :)
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:19 AM
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11. "My wife was a witness, it is true." So God told me to ask her |
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about her sex life....So I ask her....and God cure her of her Asama.
This guy is nuts.
Listen to the video folks, it is a classic.
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:22 AM
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12. I didn't know Pat new any African American Women... |
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He must have been thinking about his maid....
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:29 AM
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14. Now let me get this straight - he thinks he's the heir of |
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Ronald Reagan? And at the same time, he may be a cardinal of the Catholic Church? Totally. F***ing. Crazy.
He's more than ready for the men in the white suits with the big nets.
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:32 AM
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15. Raised from the dead? Ok, why isn't he in a straight jacket now? nt |
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:34 AM
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16. Well, that solves the abortion "problem". |
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Pat can just bring the foetuses back to life. But first he's needed in Iraq. And he's going to be very, very busy there.
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Mon Apr-10-06 07:45 AM
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He's in all reality a VOODOO priest! lol
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:12 AM
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18. YAWN -- very old news |
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If you had been paying attention, you would have seen that this "official announcement" is more than a decade out of date. :hi:
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:14 AM
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19. That explains how Condi became a Bush Zombie. -eom- |
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:33 AM
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He should have fixed her teeth too!
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:36 AM
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22. Robertson's Undead Armies of the Night |
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I want to eat your liberals...liberals!!!!
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Mon Apr-10-06 08:55 AM
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23. Space Shuttle Challenger explodes |
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Berlin Wall falls.
film at eleven....
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Mon Apr-10-06 10:28 AM
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25. I'm offended by the association. We have NOTHING in common. |
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Mon Apr-10-06 11:19 AM
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Robertson didn't get to be a billionaire by being nuts. He's selling books, and the woman coming back from the dead is one of the teasers.
So if you buy "Miracles Can Be Yours Today" maybe you can come up with the correct incantation to save your loved one who is so sick. Maybe the book will give you sufficient stroke with the Lord to bring your loved one back from the dead.
Robertson knows his audience and he knows how to fleece the flock for personal gain.
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Mon Apr-10-06 11:26 AM
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27. There was a South Park episode |
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with the Marklar people, and the 600 club solicited contributions for an intergalactic spaceship to go to Marklar planet to proselatize the Marklar.
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Mon Apr-10-06 01:08 PM
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28. Betsie was gasping and panting, her eyes rolled back |
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Pat looked down on her in horror as she stiffened and began to scream. Then suddenly it was over, and she flopped down, obviously dead. Finally finally she drew air into her empty lungs, and tried to open her eyes again. You died!" he gasped, apalled at the ramifications. "Oui, le petit mort." she sighed back.
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