Where's Osama?

[npincus]

just wondering... the question asks itself everytime I see the empty space in the Manhattan skyline.

Oooga booga... IRAQ! Oooga booga... IRAN!

Where the f*ck is Osama, you BASTARD.

[mindfulNJ]

1. who?

I'm sorry but that name just doesn't ring a bell...

;)

[boobooday]

2. Osama . . . in a cave with the door open, or the door closed

Watching Judge Judy?

[Hutzpa]

5. And Divorce Court!! n/t

:spray:

[Fleshdancer]

3. I'm sure we'll be told he's in Iran making nuclear bombs

which will be used to bomb the Heartland within the next 60 days. ;)

[LilyLibber]

4. Perhaps this will clear things up for you...

Just ask Dumbya...

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."—3/13/02

"I am truly not that concerned about him."—3/13/02

"I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him."—3/13/02

"Uhh—Gosh, I —don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those, uhh, exaggerations." — Tempe, AZ, 10/13/2004

Oooga booga, indeed!

[Patsy Stone]

6. Like the (p)Resident

I just don't spend that much time thinking about him... :crazy:

[negativenihil]

7. Osama Who?

You know, i can't help but think i'm supposed to remember this guy. Something about being accused of something big.

Damn this is gonna bug me all day!

(this post is 100% pure, sarcasm. Where the ^&$% *is* Osama? Dead or Alive my ASS!)

[lonestarnot]

8. Probably the Crawford bunkhouse.

[Yupster]

9. Each time we've caught one of the guys, it's

been in a major city in Pakistan rather than in that tribal region, so I'd guess Karachi or Peshawar or Islamabad...

[leftofthedial]

10. He's chilling down at Crawford