President Bush meets the Beer Genie

[Atman]

While at the summit in Cancun, The Chimpster was attracted to a shiny object in the sand. Naturally, he picked it up, and found it was a beer bottle. When he polished it off to get a look at the label, a magical genie appeared.

"I am the Beer Genie!" he bellowed.

"WOW! My lucky day!" cried Bush. "But what's a Beer Genie?"

"A Beer Genie doesn't mess around with that mamby-pamby three-wishes stuff. A Beer Genie grants only TWO wishes, and the first one is this bottomless mug of beer! Drink from it all you want, it will always refill itself with your favorite brew!"

At that, a big frosty 24 oz. mug appeared in Bush's hand, filled to the top with ice cold beer.

"This is GREAT!" yelled the President, and gulped down the beer, at which point it magically filled itself back up, just as the genie promised.

"Now be careful," cautioned the Beer Genie. "Remember, you only have ONE WISH left...so consider all the troubles in the world, all the problems you could solve with that one wish..."

Bush gulped down another, and without hesitation said "That's easy! I want another one of these MUGS!

[dweller]

1. what a *moron ... when he should have requested this

dp

[LuCifer]

2. BWAAAAAAAA!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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