Iran has made secret plans to attack the US.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

It has secret technology ready to launch within 45 minutes, directed to US targets.
Iran has secret agents deep within the US, ready to steal gas tankers and blow up bridges, schools and hospitals.
Iran has clear connections with Al Qaida and Zarqari and plan a wave of terror across the entire mideast, and will attack Israel.
Iran has supported terrorist groups since its inception.
Iran represents a clear and present danger to democracies all over the world.
Iran has lied repeatedly about its nuclear technology goals.
Iran is in violation of many UN statements, sanctions and orders.
Iran hates us for our freedom.
Iran hates us for our democratic form of government.
Iran poses a dire threat to all freedom loving peoples.
Iran has chemical trucks hidden from our satellites, ready to manufacture poison against freedom fighters.
Iran threatens the growing stability in Iraq.
Iran stole Iraqi WMD and plans to use them against our boys.
The world would be a better and safer place without Iran.
Iran is a hotbed center of intolerance and actively promotes its wicked religion on others.
The world is looking to the US to deal with the evil danger that Iraq represents.
Iran is threatening the shipment of oil in the middle east.
Iran has stockpiled mountains of WMD.
Iran has attempted to destabilize the world economy. The world cannot afford Iran's destructive efforts.
Iran cannot be trusted with its own natural resources.
We will not attack Iran unless we are forced to by them.
We will not use tactical nukes unless we are forced to by them.
We will not invade a country, unless our coalition of the willing is willing.
The military build-up near Iran has nothing to do with any invasion. That is just dangerous idle speculation.
Anyone discussing our military build-up on the borders of Iran is putting American lives at risk.


I am just practicing here. Did I miss any?

[ellenfl]

1. but

Iran hates us for our democratic form of government.

wasn't the president of iran elected?

ellen fl

[BlackHeart]

4. That didn't count because

their elections are rigged. Wait a minute...

[ChairmanAgnostic]

10. yes?

[seemslikeadream]

2. Bird Flu

:hi:

[pagam]

3. yes

You forgot Israel nt

[GrpCaptMandrake]

5. Don't forget:

They hate us for our home mortgages.


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[ChairmanAgnostic]

7. damn. missed that one.

[flyingfysh]

6. They have stockpiled mountains of WMD

oops! I was talking about the US.

[madinmaryland]

8. Its dejavu all over again, as Yogi Berra would say.

:scared:

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. Actually, it's all just "wild speculation" on our part, so says the

Leaker in Chief.

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. You forgot balsa wood drones

though they do and have shown us their mid range missiles... just saying... they have done all that becuase they are surrounded by us... and are number two in the axis of evil... I wonder how long it will take N. Korea to launch a preemtive strike since they are ahem, number three

[Rocknrule]

11. Yea, Iran did 9/11

Along with Iraq, N. Korea, China, France, Canada, Russia, Venezuala, and every nation in the world except Britain and Saudi Arabia. 9/11 was just a big worldwide practical joke against the US!
:sarcasm:

[BrotherBuzz]

12. You covered everything....

Got a link? :rofl:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

14. memory lane and a G-4 mac