How long before Bush supporters become a new branch of Christianity?

[Rocknrule]

You know, "There is no god but God, and Bush is His Prophet!" Salvation is achieved by not only voting for * but also accepting Him as your lord and saviour, and by being as much of an asshole as possible. The only commandment is "Thou shalt not be gay." Forget Jesus, he was a false prophet and a liberal to boot, the true Way and Light is killing and hating everyone different from you.

Plus, what would they be called? Bushists? Roman Chimpolics? Moranmons?

[madeline_con]

1. They're called Evangelicals.

:(

[jody]

2. More likely scenario, Bush is a false prophet.

Mat 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

Mat 24:11 "And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many."

Mat 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if possible, they shall deceive the very elect."

Mar 13:22 "For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if possible, even the elect."

[Rocknrule]

3. That goes without saying

Scary thing is the number of people who think he IS or is EQUAL TO Jesus

[Ecumenist]

6. Amen Jody, Amen!! Nt

[rustydog]

4. They already are: the fuckin' nuts

[Ecumenist]

5. Trust me, as a Christian...

they already are. :banghead:

[smtpgirl]

7. THE SHMUCKS

yiddish for a LOSER


schmuck also shmuck Listen: < shmk >
n. Slang

A clumsy or stupid person; an oaf.

[ChristianLibrul]

8. They're not christians...

...so stop calling them that. They don't deserve to have that word associated with them. They're theofascist bullies who mean to turn our country into a feudal theocracy. What will you do to stop them?