Police Report filed against the Chimp denied

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http://www.themaneater.com/article.php?id=23962

Ryan Amundson approached the window at the Columbia Police Department on Monday and asked to fill out a police report because he said he knew a criminal will be in town on Tuesday.

When questioned about where the crimes had occurred, he said they happened in all 50 states.

The police denied Amundson an official police report, but they told him that his concerns were noted and that he could file another report on Tuesday when the man was in town. Amundson went outside and told the group waiting: “They didn’t want a report. They didn’t take any names. It shows that if (President George Bush) commits a crime, it is different than when any other person commits felonies.”