I'm not touching you...

[mikelewis]

I'm not touching you...

Nanny nanny nanny...

You big doo doo head...

I'm not touching you...

What am I annoying you? Too bad. Since my real name is Mike Lewis, I can legally annoy you all day long. However if you're replying under a pseudonym and you annoy me, I'm gonna call the FBI.

See now, it's illegal to annoy people on the net without disclosing your real name. Here's the applicable law.

"Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."
http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance,+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html

I guess Freedom of Speech is completely relative after all.

Oh yeah, I'm not touching you....

[bee]

1. roflmao! thanks for that. :) n/t

[InsultComicDog]

19. F you anyway

:rofl:

I live dangerously

[JuniperLea]

2. I didn't hit him

I was just swinging my arm like this and he walked by!

:p

I love my ignore button, and I use it when provoked. No one can annoy me unless I let them, so there!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

8. I just discovered "Ignore," and

I've made a habit of telling annoying people when I'm "sending them to IgnoreLand."

So, why is it that they ALWAYS respond to that, even when I've told them they're history?

A need to get the last word? Even when I already have?

Interesting syndrome.

But, I love my Ignore button, too.

[MissMarple]

3. I'm telling!.... Mom!!! He's staring at me again!!!

:rofl:

What a crock. Someone should take the serum porcelain levels of the individuals who wrote "to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass". And I'm betting it's whining ex College Republican staffers who like to sling it out but can't handle it when it comes back at them.

[mikelewis]

4. I bet it was Harriet Myers.

[Richard Steele]

9. ROFL: "Serum Porcelain Levels"! I'm stealing that. nm

[karlrschneider]

5. But...I know who you are and you're NOT annoying me. Can I report you?

:evilgrin:

[ContraBass Black]

6. The Brazillion joke is finished!

>:D

[mikelewis]

That's annoying - I'm calling the Feds on you unless of course...

Your legal name is ContraBass Black.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

7. I'll touch you

as soon as I come up there to show you what touching really is.

Oh, and I really am an OldLeftieLawyer, so touch away.

But, you'll get back a hideously mangled stump.............

[Clara T]

10. But your teasing me

by not touching me and I find that annoying.

See you in court.

[mikelewis]

11. But as the law clearly states...

"without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person"

So I am well within my legal rights to annoy, harass, abuse or threaten you since my name is Mike Lewis.

So, I'm not touching you...

Nanner nanner nanner.

[Clara T]

16. Your name is

Mike Lewis not mikelewis



legal fees mounting

Or is it?

[mikelewis]

20. Ah but as I clearly state in my post, my name is Mike Lewis - HAH!

"Since my real name is Mike Lewis, I can legally annoy you all day long."

Read it and weep. I'm not touching you...

[Straight Shooter]

14. Using "your" instead of "you're" annoys me.

I'm reporting you. :P

[Clara T]

17. More annoying spell chech freeks

cee u in kourt

[Straight Shooter]

21. Back atcha!

:hi:

[Dave Reynolds]

12. Not so fast, poopy doopy,

my username is also real (and mine), so I can annoy the living hell out of anybody!

Yay!

[mikelewis]

13. Don't forget you can also harass , abuse and threaten them too.

We of the Real Name shall rule the Net. We will have power to arrest anyone who has to hide behind an imaginary name. Imagine the power, the control we'll have. We are the Lords of the Internets.

[Dave Reynolds]

15. So, all pseudonyms beware the power of Real Namers!

I'm going to conservative sites now, because they annoy the hell outta me.

[maxsolomon]

18. My user name SOUNDS like my real name

but if i was Jewish instead of Irish.

am i annoying anyone yet?