CNN BREAKING!!!: Jesus on an Easter egg!

[trof]

Coming up next.
IT'S A MIRACLE!
I'm SO excited.

[cynatnite]

1. Yeah, it's on ebay

they showed it the other morning.

Now, give me Jesus on a trailer hitch and I might get excited.

[spanone]

3. You can get Jesus on Ebay???? Wowzers, you can buy the Lord on paypal!.

[Sal316]

7. Ask and ye shall receive!

[cynatnite]

14. OMG! It IS Jesus on a trailer hitch!

:rofl:

Where can I get one? Do I have to have an SUV to haul one of those around?

I want to show off how much I luv Jesus.

:rofl:

[trof]

28. Are His armpits shaved?

Or is it just a trim?
Hard to tell.
:-)

[sarge43]

30. Doesn't look like they are, but then

Jeffrey Hunter wasn't available for the gig.

[Cooley Hurd]

2. CNN has an inordinate amount of stories about Christianity...

I'm old enough to remember when the "C" stood for "cable...":puke:

[unblock]

4. i'm in the wrong line of work! oh well, back to screening the toast.

:rofl:

[Acryliccalico]

5. Yea, I had to change the channel

just can't watch any more idiocy. :dem: Agnostic here, lol

[Vinnie From Indy]

6. The Corrupt News Network is pushing the whole Jesus thing lately

to prepare America for Smirky's upcoming nuking of Iran.

[bluedeminredstate]

8. I thought you were swearing...

I usually prefer "Christ on a crutch" myself, but I can see the whimsy of "Jesus on an Easter Egg!"
It's something you might hear on the Colbert Report.

[WillyT]

9. Candies Too !!!

:shrug:

[wtmusic]

10. That's nothing

I got an underpass on a madonna AND a cheese sandwich on a Jee-sus!

[TexasLawyer]

32. LOL!!!

That's the funniest post of the day!
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[librechik]

11. Is it Christ on a Cracker?

[Roland99]

35. Nope, sorry. I had that with my soup the other day. My apologies.

[UTUSN]

12. Whaaa? Jesus is endorsing a PAGAN symbol? n/t

[Maraya1969]

38. Hey great point.

[trof]

13. I can't believe no one has recommended this for "Greatest".

;-)

[tandot]

17. I couldn't believe that either...I'll recommend it ... this is significant

They should immediately stop all regular programming and bring that story. WOW - Jesus on an egg! All you librul sinners, get on your knees and pray!

:sarcasm:

[trof]

20. Thank you. You are a TRUE PATRIOT. Or something.

;-)

[displacedtexan]

15. Is it the M&M one?

http://tinyurl.com/ps7ma

[librechik]

16. wait, the Grim Reaper is RIGHT BEHIND THE LORD...

is tomorrow Good Friday?

:scared:

[dogday]

18. Here it is!!!!!!! Made one just for you

[carolinalady]

19. OMG!! This is Hugh!!!! I always knew Jesus was in cahoots with

the Easter Bunny!

:rofl:

[sarge43]

22. Check out these JC's

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/index.html

:wow:

[trof]

24. I like the Balloon Jesus Crucifix:

[sarge43]

27. And you just know

that young lady in the not too distant future will marry a pastor, then, one mad, bad day, kill him.

(wearing batwing glasses and making balloon crucifixes will do that to a girl)

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

31. Talk about your twisted balloons!

That is one buff savior. Looks more like Popeye. :rofl:

[Lochloosa]

43. But, Jesus would just blow up if you stick nails in him right?

:shrug:

[trof]

23. I don't know what to say.

Is this a good thing?
Or not?
Now I'm confused.
;-)

[kentuck]

21. Jesus is everywhere, man...

:)

[porphyrian]

25. Who the fuck watches CNN?

You might as well watch commercials all day.

[trof]

26. Comic relief?

;-)

[porphyrian]

29. I guess, if getting a virtual labotomy is funny. - n/t

:silly:

[TexasLawyer]

33. I thought he was in the sheetrock

He is manifesting Himself all over-- must be Easter!

[BlooInBloo]

34. Tell me they didn't really put that on cnn!

I saw it on local news - I guess you can't really hope for more from local idiots... But cnn? Sigh.

[populistdriven]

36. Video and Photos here

http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=36945

[ProdigalJunkMail]

42. I see Jesus...

but I also see Kermit the Frog just to His right...WTF does THAT mean???

sP

[populistdriven]

44. You have been blessed by the ghosts of Jesus and Jim Henson

But what will the third ghost be named that visits you?




:hide:

[paparush]

37. Will there be a CD of "Music Inspired by Jesus on the Easter Egg"?

I saw those on Ebay for the Virgin Mary on the Grilled cheese (music inspired by VM on GC) and I nearly sh*t my pants laughing so hard...

[Missy M]

39. It must be a miracle because the Easter egg doesn't smell....

after eight years, according to the owner. Funny how after eight years she puts it on ebay. I guess money means more to her than a visit from Jesus.

[iconoclastNYC]

40. MY tenuous faith has been AFFIRMED. Hallelujah, praise Jesus!

[SoCalDem]

41. False Alarm!

from www.b3ta.com

[sellitman]

45. YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS TOAST.

For those of you who can't afford the Grilled cheese on Ebay.....


http://www.blacktable.com/gillin041202.htm

[Poll_Blind]

46. I don't see Jesus. I see a very, very angry clown. n/t

PB