Porn star's offer sex to Bin Laden for peace

[Blue_Roses]

Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden.

La Cicciolina /AP

The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job.

Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it.

"I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."

--snip--


In the 1990s she offered herself to Saddam Hussein if he gave up dictatorship of Iraq, and added that if he had taken up her offer "who knows what might have happened."


more...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1799211.html

:rofl:

[saltpoint]

1. "Death to America, the Great Satan, and by the way I get off work at

5:30."

[shadowknows69]

3. Make love not war

Amen.

[Jack from Charlotte]

10. Piece for Peace. *

*

[happydreams]

22. Tit for tat and all that.

[varkam]

4. LOL! That's fantastic n/t

[mrcheerful]

2. Isn't she the one that made dog and pony shows? Think she'd have better

luck offering her services to the repukes.

[asthmaticeog]

5. Doesn't she do this like every couple of years?

Also, since this thread is worthless without at least one pic:

[Atman]

6. She obviously really, really needs to get laid

Maybe if she rounded up 17 virgins to do him they'd have some bargaining power...but to give up his title to most scary terrorist in the world just to bang a 55 year old? He'd have to be nuttier than George Bush.

[jukes]

7. yeah

but if he holds out he gets 72 virgins! (is there a fatwa on me now?)

[Dunvegan]

8. At least she's looking for him...

...

[Journeyman]

13. Touché!. . .

n/t

[Weembo]

26. We have a winner!

[dipsydoodle]

9. Maybe Laura will jump on the bandwagon

and offer her Bush.

[WillyT]

11. Bada Bing !!!

:rofl::yourock::rofl:

Good one!

:hi:

[Warren DeMontague]

12. Now... who will fuck Bush so he'll go away, too? n/t

[Benhurst]

14. Where's Jeff Gannon? Is he still available? NT

[enid602]

18. *

Cicciolina considered doing Bush, but she didn't wnat to have to shave her head, or strap on an eight-incher.

[Beelzebud]

15. My only question is: Why is this world news????

[Dunvegan]

24. She's not only an adult film actress, but she runs for office

From Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicciolina

Honourable Ilona Staller (born Anna Elena Staller on 26 November 1951), also known by her stage name Cicciolina, is an Italian-Hungarian porn star turned politician.

[Jack Rabbit]

16. I'll bet Osama can't wait to get his gun off on a porn star

Unfortunately, La Cicciolina won't like it.

[Dr.Phool]

17. Suck his brains out!!

While Lynne Cheney reads dirty lesbian novels to him.

[Dunvegan]

25. Uh...what brains? You don't mean W do you?

Oh! I get it...you mean Karl Rove.

Ewwww!

[tjwash]

19. Forget him, give Bush a blow job instead. Maybe we can impeach him then.

If your serious about peace that is...

[Blue_Roses]

23. LOL!

:rofl:

[Boojatta]

20. This just in from bin Laden...

"Actress, I served with Marlene Dietrich, I knew Marlene Dietrich, Marlene Dietrich was a friend of mine. Actress, you are no Marlene Dietrich."

[xchrom]

21. now that is fabulous!

and 72 virgins couldn't begin to knock it back like she can.

[debbierlus]

27. Don't they want VIRGINS?

Isn't that the big reward....

Fifty virgins...

They would consider porn stars as tainted and dirty.

[dysfunctional press]

28. how many wives does osama have?

and what would a devout muslim (or anyone, for that matter)want with a 55 year-old porn actress?

[Dunvegan]

30. I believe he has four...although he allowed one to divorce him...

...at one point just before he took his family on the run to Tora Bora.

[Cha]

29. Maybe she should try

bush..the number terrorist in the world.