Get in the mood for the Easter bunny; pony up with a CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Sometimes I can't stand to even see the public. They're always wanting to ask questions and trying to get in the picture and shoving paper in my face for an autograph or something. I bet they'd steal stuff out of the Oval Office if the Secret Service wasn't watching. . . . They're just a bunch of two-bit criminals and pond scum. . . . 'Bout the only thing they ever did right was vote me into office . . . well, almost."

[shenmue]

1. "My neck is now at a permanent 45-degree angle"

"It happens to all right-wingers eventually..."

[Oversea Visitor]

2. How can I conquer the world

with all this problems in Iraq.

[femmedem]

3. What do you know? It looks like all my policies

were wrong. From here on in, I'm leaning left.

[nuxvomica]

4. If I "appreciate" this question much longer I'll ex-plode!

:nuke:

[WePurrsevere]

5. Did ya ever stop to think & forget to start again? OR Waiting for "the

Voices" to tell him what to say.

[Crankie Avalon]

6. "These little people and their little questions...

...don't they realize I could make a submarine take them out?"

[Mnemosyne]

7. If I only had a brain. n/t

[paparush]

8. I wish this f#cking jerkoff would hurry up......wonder what pickles

is doing..probly on her 3rd Zanax...can't wait to get back to DC...wonder who the Rangers starting pitcher is today....its good to be the king....better remind Condi to pick up the chips and beer for the Scotus cook out...wonder if Jeb's coming...better not bring that doped out dingbat daughter of his...haven't hear from Ronnie Raygun in a while...oh yeah...that old geezer croaked no stem cells for Ronnie...buncha 'el concheros' getting riled up about Immigration, old Karl really slam dunked that puppy..."i need some freedom...freedom for my people..". ..I think I got some barbecue stuck in my teeth...man, I've really got to drain the lizard...how many long is this asshat going to ramble before he asks his damn question...yeah yeah yeah...blah blah blah....International Atomic Energy...zzzzzzzz...stnadards...I've got yer standards right heeeeaaarrr!...wonder how many sand niggas will get washed out into the Gulf of Mehico this year...might have to tune the microwave satellite back a notch or two and tone down the hurricane generator...or maybe not...wonder who Chain Man is gonna shoot next....snort...he orta shoot that carpet munchin hang-bitch wife of his...andy Card better not forget to pick up my dry cleaning.....all my rowdy friends have settled down .....yeah, all three Dicksie Chicks at the same time.......like the good old days...........~~~CRACKLE~~~......... {{{OK..MR PRESIDENT, HE'S WRAPPING UP. YOUR RESPONSE IS-"I APPRECIATE YOUR QUESTION, I WILL ASK SECRETARY RUMSFELD TO LOOK INTO OUR POLICY." ONLY TWO MORE QUESTIONS AND YOU'RE DONE}}}

[skip fox]

9. "how many long is this asshat going to ramble" . . . poetry!!!

The entire post was delicious. Earvox and all.

[skip fox]

10. Don't hide your Easter eggs, give us a CAPTION!!!

:)

[skip fox]

11. W. is "thinking": "Shit. I can't remember if it's 'nuclear' or 'nucular.'

Guess I'll just say 'big bomb' and stuff."