we will be greeted with flowers, as liberators, in IRAqN

[mdmc]

Promote Rummy NOW!

[BOSSHOG]

1. It should only take a few weeks at the most

Red-blooded, flagwaving Americans are poised to berate and spew hate at any Americans who think it might just be a bad idea to bomb or invade Iran. No doubt we will be greeted as liberators and all the Iranians will line up to convert to christianity. "Conservative" Nirvana.

[Sinti]

2. Thanks for the bitter, cynical laugh -- I needed that :) n/t

[Strawman]

3. They'll throw rose petals at our incoming bunker busters!

After we "shame" the mullahs! They won't be pissed at US for nuking them! Nope, not at all! They'll be mad at the REAL bad guys! It's a slam dunk!

[dipsydoodle]

4. Greeted

with poison ivy more likely than not.

[mdmc]

5. their nuke program is in its leg