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Fri Apr-14-06 06:19 PM
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My dog bit George W. Bush |
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:20 PM
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1. Speaking of dogs, I stepped in some George W Bush yesterday |
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:25 PM
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4. I flush one every morning |
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:32 PM
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6. My cat just took a healthy bush outside in some dirt & then covered it up |
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Fri Apr-14-06 09:31 PM
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Fri Apr-14-06 09:59 PM
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13. She did. Then I found out my neighbor's dog cheney'ed all over their rug. |
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Edited on Fri Apr-14-06 10:01 PM by mtnsnake
It meant to go on the newspaper but missed.
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:21 PM
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2. Take your dog to the doctor immediately |
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You don't want him to get rabies or foot in mouth disease.
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:28 PM
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5. I want somebody to print up a bunch of large plastic bags with W's |
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lovely face on them, so I can use them as litter box liners.
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Sat Apr-15-06 04:03 PM
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I want one of those for my cat's litter box! She's smart enough to do a Bush right on his face!
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:39 PM
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7. That's great! I just ordered one for my friends dog! |
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She's a great yellow lab Service Dog, and both her owners detest Shrub as much or more than we do! I KNOW Rosie will LOVE her new toy, and treat it with all the vengence it deserves!
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:43 PM
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8. My dog.....Max wouldn't find * interesting enough to get up for... |
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let alone bite him....Max might lift a leg to pee on him but then he would just go back to sleep...did I mention Max my (lab, sharpee, pit mix) is really lazy..:boring:
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Fri Apr-14-06 06:46 PM
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9. I Knew Dogs Licked Their Balls, But Didn't Know They Liked To Eat Assholes |
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Fri Apr-14-06 10:07 PM
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14. Bwaaaaahahahahaha! Nastiest one yet! eom. |
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Fri Apr-14-06 09:33 PM
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11. I saw Jesus take a dump on junior last night (South Park) |
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Sat Apr-15-06 09:03 AM
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16. And your dog died? n/t |
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Sat Apr-15-06 03:56 PM
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18. My dog just shat something that looks and smells like W... |
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Sat Apr-15-06 04:01 PM
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19. did it look like this? |
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Sat Apr-15-06 04:07 PM
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21. Yes That's Our POS Prez! |
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W Had a straight C- average in poodle pumping 102!
Nearly all republicans act like they are rabid, always be very careful!
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Sat Apr-15-06 04:11 PM
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22. pooper scoopers for the next protest on Washington. ;) nt |
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