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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:07 AM
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A CAPTION a day keeps conservatives away!!!
Edited on Sat Apr-15-06 08:53 AM by skip fox


W. is "thinking": "Got it figured. If they ask anything, I'll just say 'Christ.' If they ask, 'Who is your favorite author?' I'll say, 'Christ, cause he had 'em write the Bible.' 'Who is your favorite sports hero?' 'Christ, cause he doesnt even need a pole to vault.' 'Who is your favorite explorer?' 'Christ, 'cause he showed Columbus America and already knew where the Nile started and about the rivers on Mars.' 'What is your favorite t.v. show?' 'Christ, cause without him the Dukes of Hazard woulda got hurt crashing into stuff or had to stay in the pen even if it WAS mistaken identity.' Wow. . . . Got that figured out."
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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:08 AM
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1. Who leaked? Only Christ knows
And He will reveal all in His time.
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shenmue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:09 AM
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2. "I vaaahnt to drink your bloooood."
Creepy vampire look!

:scared:

What's with those eyes and teeth?
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:10 AM
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3. It's not true I had my front teef whittled down to better accommodate
fellatio, so stop saying that!
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:10 AM
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4. Man grins while peeing pants
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:12 AM
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5. Help! I'm a two dimensional floating head in more ways than one!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:34 AM
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6. Nicely dislocated, mirroring the mental syntax of the subject.
:)
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:46 AM
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7. W. is "thinking": "Oh, wow. They gotta big podium. If nobody sits
behind me then no one will know what I'm doing with my hands. . . . Hot damn."
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:46 AM
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8. "I hope the new Girls Gone Wild DVD came in the mail today...
I can't wait to get back to la casa blanca."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 09:00 AM
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9. W. is "thinking": "I know . . . in my next job I'll be the Supreme Court
Justice . . . and then Gandhi . . . and then . . . (blah, blah, blah)."
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fla nocount Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 09:04 AM
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10. Even babies know that farts are funny. n/t
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 12:33 PM
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11. W. is "thinking": "Boy, I love Easter. I remember I used to stay up late
hoping to catch the Easter Bunny when he came to hide all the eggs, but I always got tired and fell asleep . . . Boy, was I dumb . . . . Everybody knows he won't come if he knows you're still awake."
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Jigarotta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 12:36 PM
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12. The Picture of Dorkian Gray. nt
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