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DeepModem Mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 12:55 AM
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WP: First Family Shakeup: First Daughters to be replaced
First Family Shakeup
By Ruth Marcus
Monday, April 17, 2006

Dear Jenna and Barbara,

This is a difficult letter for me, your Dad, to write. The two of you have been, your mother and I agree, valuable members of my administration. Yes, there have been a few unfortunate moments -- actually, come to think of it, more than a few: the underage drinking bust; the next underage drinking bust; the sticking-out-the-tongue-at-the-photographers thing; the Valley Girl-style convention speech. Next time, please, girls, run it by Grandma, like she told you to in the first place.

Rambling a bit here. What I'd like to say is that all of us at the White House deeply appreciate your service to your family and your country. It can't have been easy for you, posing for Vogue, getting chauffeured by the Secret Service and all. But, as you know, second terms are a time of transition in any administration. And we think it is the right moment, then, to make a change in First Daughters. Time for some fresh blue blood, you might say.

Please, girls, don't take this personally. Andy didn't, and he's been with the family almost as long. Definitely, we will spin this to the press as your decision entirely. You know, needing a break, this job chews you up, exhausted after five long years of late nights at Smith Point, want a chance to spend more time with your ... never mind, we'll go with the need-a-break part. And no one can take away from your achievements: You have been two of the longest-serving presidential daughter twins in history.

Anyway, the Josh-for-Andy swap didn't play quite as big as we hoped. Now, I'm getting killed with this general-a-day drumbeat on Rummy. So Uncle Don and Uncle Dick came up with this idea of replacing you two....Chelsea has graciously agreed to start on Friday....

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/17/AR2006041701388.html
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 12:57 AM
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1. but who will pay for their rehab???
:shrug:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 01:32 AM
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2. Cousin Noelle can sneak them into her crib
:)
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 01:30 AM
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4. sounds like a plan to me
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DeepModem Mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-18-06 09:55 AM
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3. kicking a little a.m. humor
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