Bird Flu will hit San Francisco along with an earthquake and $4 gasoline.

[Atman]

And you won't be able to get insurance for it, while sex offenders are out there eating your children, and Al Qaida is plotting its next attack.

BE FUCKING AFRAID DAMMIT! ARE YOU AFRAID YET? WHY THE HELL NOT? WHAT WILL IT TAKE, PEOPLE?!

They obviously aren't going to be happy until they can see the shit stains in our shorts.

[Canuckistanian]

1. You forgot locusts and frogs

Forget what FDR said. the saying now is "The only thing you have is fear"

[bryant69]

2. I would think the Earthquake and Bird flu

would take my mind off of the $4 gasoline.

Bryant
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[paparush]

3. One little edit...It's Cheney/Rove planning the next domestic attack.

[Atman]

4. Actually, what I forgot was Iran about to nuke us to kingdom come

I had the unfortunate experience of not having the remote nearby after KO ended last night, and got to see Monica Crowley foaming at the mouth about how she had "no doubt" that Iran would blow NYC to smithereens the second they were able. They even had nice animated graphics indicating the massive deaths as the shockwaves spread across Manhattan. She had no doubt, yet the only reason she could offer was because she lives there, and knows how terrible the damage and loss of life would be.

That, and the paycheck she gets from BushCo -- I have no doubt about that.

[Pharaoh]

7. And of course...........

when San Francisco is hit by a big earthquake and bird flu, Falwell and Robertson will tell us it is because God hates gays!!!!

[The Backlash Cometh]

5. Yes, but will there be service interruption to my cable t.v.?

Priorities, man. Priorities.

[raccoon]

6. Absolutely, and OF COURSE the bird flu will mutate so that

it can jump easily from human to human and OF COURSE everyone will catch it, and OF COURSE it will be 100% fatal. :silly:

[graywarrior]

8. As long as none of it happens before LOST ends for the season

O, and 24.

[NNN0LHI]

9. Shark season is heating up too n/t

[soup]

10. especially in the basement of the Senate building n/t