ABC presents "Decision 2008: Who Should be The Decider?"

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in order to avoid embarrassing Bush, the press will act as if "decider," in the way Bush meant it, is a real word (and not just "something that settles the outcome of a contest or argument, especially, in sports, a final scoring play"). Moreover, they will routinely start using it in lieu of "president," so that a few decades from now the office will be known as "Decider of the United States of America."