madokie
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Tue Jan-10-06 10:38 AM
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A little funny for the morning |
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had to change a couple names
A U.S Army squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Soldier in similar but less serious state.
The Soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men the squad leader asked the injured Soldier what had happened.
The Soldier reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was that heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road".
I yelled to him that "Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag", and he yelled back that "Senator Hastert is a good-for-nothing, fat, right wing neo-con, drunken murderer".
So I yelled that "Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!", and he retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does george bush"
"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
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Tue Jan-10-06 10:39 AM
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Thanks madokie! It is important to laugh in the midst of this madness, so thanks!
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Tue Jan-10-06 10:41 AM
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Tue Jan-10-06 10:48 AM
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6. you're right I shoulda used cheney, what the heck was I thinking. |
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Tue Jan-10-06 10:43 AM
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I'm gonna have to email this one to a few friends... :)
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Tue Jan-10-06 10:49 AM
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7. Bwahaha! That is so great. Now go watch Alito's wife sitting through |
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his hearings. I think she can speak to that truck running over you concept. :evilgrin:
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