Lyrics of "Decider" a play on "Survivor" by D's Child

[originalpckelly]

Now that I'm in all your life
Your so much worse off
You thought that you'd be weak with me
But your even weaker
You thought that you'd be broke with me
But your even poorer
You thought that you'd be sad with me
I laugh harder
You thought I wouldn't lie to you
Now I'm a liar
Though that I'd be helpless with you
And I am
You thought that you'd be stressed with me
But your grillin'
You thought Iraq had Weapons Mass Destruction
Killed mo than 2000

I'm the decider (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon push harder (What?)
I'm the decider (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will decide (What?)
Keep on decidin' (What?)

I'm the decider (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon push harder (What?)
I'm the decider (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will decide (What?)
Keep on decidin' (What?)

Thought I couldn't breathe without clean air
I'm inhaling
You thought I couldn't see without God
"Divine" vision
You thought I couldn't last without you
But I'm lastin'
You thought that I would die without you
But I'm livin'
Thought that I would fail without you
"But I'm on top"
Thought it would be over by now
But it won't stop
Thought that I would self destruct
But I'm still here (well not for long)
Even in my years to come
I'm still gon be here (yeah right "decider")

I'm the decider (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon push harder (What?)
I'm the decider (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will decide (What?)
Keep on decidin' (What?)

I'm the decider (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon push harder (What?)
I'm the decider (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will decide (What?)
Keep on decidin' (What?)

I'm not wishin' you the best
Cry when you are blessed
Bring no success, tons a stress, and lots of unhappiness
(I'm not better than that)
I am gon blast you on the radio
(I'm not better than that)
I am gon spy on you and your family
(I'm not better than that)
I am gon hate on you in the magazines
(I'm not better than that)
I am gon compromise my Christianity
(I'm better than that)
You know I'm gon spy on the internets
Cause my papa taught me how to do that

I'm the decider (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon push harder (What?)
I'm the decider (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will decide (What?)
Keep on decidin' (What?)

I'm the decider (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon push harder (What?)
I'm the decider (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will decide (What?)
Keep on decidin' (What?)

After I bring the darkness and sadness
Soon comes Jesus
If I surround my self with "Prophets"
I'll gain insanity

I'm the decider (What?)
I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon push harder (What?)
I'm the decider (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will decide (What?)
Keep on decidin' (What?)

Original Lyrics by Destiny's Child,
Edited Lyrics By OPCKELLY

[originalpckelly]

1. Shameless Kick (n/t)

[originalpckelly]

2. Another Kick, lots of posts tonight! (n/t)

[KingFlorez]

3. Too good a song to parody him

[Ilsa]

4. He's the Deciderer...Decidinator...

Deciderinator...Deciditor...Deciditorator... (Hey George W. Fuckhead, how about "Decisionmaker"?)

[originalpckelly]

5. Why do Republicans use an elephant for a mascot?

Because elephants have bigger dumber asses!