What will shrub's response be when he has to vacate the WH?

[frustrated_lefty]

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. He'll think he's farting,

but, as always, he'll be making a big poopy in his pants and he won't even realize it.

[Bobbieo]

3. I don't think he's planning on moving from the WH!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

5. He never knows where the hell he is, anyway

Welcome to DU, though. Stay a long time, friend.

[alphafemale]

6. Not 'til the poo falls out his pants leg. And he'll blame it on Barney.

And drop him on the tarmac again.

[Mabus]

2. goes off to do some brush clearing in Crawford

followed by a few falls off of his bicycle and some snack food related incidents as he waits for his attorneys to perfect his appeal.

[Jack Rabbit]

4. It won't do him any good to beg Uncle Dick for anything

The guilty vote from the Senate against Uncle Dick will come half an hour before the guilty vote on the Frat Boy.

[rzemanfl]

7. He will complain that the handcuffs are too tight. n/t

[tridim]

8. His staff wont tell him

They'll just claim he gets to take a vacation for the next couple of years since he has so much political capital to spend. Kind of like cashing in your overtime when you quit a job.

[shain from kane]

9. Hopefully, he'll grab his favorite book, "My Pet Goat",

and skedaddle. That is, after someone explains the Constitution to him.