Dead President Walking - by Bob Fertik

[kpete]

Dead President Walking

Submitted by Bob Fertik on April 20, 2006 - 8:23pm.Administration
George Bush is still walking, but his Presidency died today from a massive stroke.

Like Bush's soul(less)mate Ariel Sharon, White House doctors can probably keep his Presidency's heart beating, but its brain will never come out of its coma.

I learned Bush's Presidency had suffered a fatal stroke this evening from Bill O'Reilly during his segment with Dick Morris, when they announced the latest FOX poll had Bush's approval rating down to 33%. That was 3% below their previous poll - with the drop coming from a loss of Republicans, only 66% of whom still approve of Bush. When Morris and O'Reilly agreed that Bush's Republican base was hemmorhaging, I knew Bush's Presidency had suffered a fatal loss of blood.

It's hard to specify the time of death. It didn't happen last night, because Bush's Presidency was still somewhat alive when I turned on the TV this morning.

more at:
http://www.democrats.com/dead-president-walking

[Taxloss]

1. A fatal clot in the White House.

How strangely appropriate.

[0007]

3. junior is an aphasia patient

[ShortnFiery]

2. What will it take for the Congress to impeach him SINCE

he's so dense that neither * nor ANYONE in his corrupt Executive Branch will do the noble thing like Nixon and resign?

*BTW never in the world would I have guessed to have judged Nixon's Resignation "NOBLE."

We live in beyond interesting (bizarro!) times. :(

[jody]

8. Impeachment won't succeed, being an idiot is *'s defense. n/t

[Benhurst]

9. I question the nobility of Nixon's resignation.

He was hightailing it out of town to avoid an impeachment and almost certain conviction.

[LetsGoMurphys]

4. Time to declare martial law

and/or just offically make it a dictatorship

[ChairmanAgnostic]

5. Not only am I the Decider, I'm the Marshall. Meet Marshall Law, people.

Because I know what is best, and I git to decide. And I get to Marshallize. hehe hehhe eheheheheh.

Hey Hu, where the fuck are you going? I didn't give your slanty eyes permission to go.

[partylessinOhio]

6. Dead America walking -

along with the Emperor.

[leveymg]

7. Dead since 4/30/03 - the day the

CIA referred the Plame outing case to the Attorney General.

Everything since has just been the drugs, a ventilator, and autonomic nervous reactions. The Karen Quinlen case is a perfect metaphor: the "Permanent Coma" President.

No wonder the extreme Right-wing got so worked up about taking her off life-support. They forsaw the end of their own brain-dead poster boy.

[Infomaniac]

10. Excellent: A CSI:Washington

Bush is on life support. It's only a matter of time before somebody pulls the plug.

[Village Idiot]

11. I have heard - "With Cheney's failing heath,

Shrub is a heartbeat away from the presidency!"