T.G.T.G.T.G.T.G.T.G.I.F. . . . . Oh, yeah? . . . So how 'bout a CAPTION???

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Legacy, shit! Why didn't I think of that earlier? Guess I won't be The Warrior President. Or The Great Peacemaker President. Or the Budget President. Or the Earth President. Or The Education President. Or The Social Security President. . . . It's already too late. . . . But there's gotta be something else! What about The Best Shaved President? . . . Or The President Who Always Shows Up On Time? . . . Yeah, that's it! . . . I could even be two or three. . . . How 'bout The Brush Cuttingest President? . . . Wow."

[underpants]

1. Wow Babs really is morphing into Arnold Palmer right before our eyes

Sorry that is totally stolen from Letterman

[skip fox]

2. How you doing, underpants?

I'm doing well. And then, hell, there's always spring.

[underpants]

9. Can't Complain

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5057860&mesg_id=5057860

[hippiechick]

3. His legacy is what he's always called himseld; The WAR President.

'Cept history will hang it on him like a badge of SHAME, not honor ...

[Crankie Avalon]

4. "You know, maybe everyone else is right and I'M the one who's wrong...

...naaaaaah, green is a cool color for a horsey, I just need to stay the course coloring 'im!"

[Ravy]

5. Light goes on! Light goes off! Light goes on! Light goes off! Light...

[skip fox]

6. W. is "thinking": "Shit. . . . If only that 2nd plane woulda hit the 2nd

tower five minutes later, I woulda known how the story comes out. If mean, what happened to Silly Donkey and Wuzzy Caterpillar? . . . I've asked Karl to get me the book, but he says I'm being silly . . . But if I woulda known I mighta done a better job . . . maybe not gone into Iraq . . . maybe tried to save the land . . . or something . . . If I woulda known what happens . . . well, it'd be one big thing off my mind."

(Hey, DU, what was the title of the book he was reading when the terrorists struck?)

[noneofmybusiness]

7. I believe it was 'My Pet Goat'

Do I win a prize?

http://www.mypetgoat.com/

[skip fox]

11. Thanks. I couldn't remember so had to make things up. (And

it was too late to go back and edit.)

Next time I'll remember.

[newyawker99]

14. Hi noneofmybusiness!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[lonestarnot]

8. The freak could be scariest looser on the planet.

[Supersedeas]

13. can we take a vote on it right now.

[paparush]

10. "As the mushroom cloud fades away..I see JESUS..riding beams of

glory...streaming down from HEAVEN..to carry us faithful to the promised land...he has blond hair, and blue eyes, he speaks english, and is driving a Ford Excursion...

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "Karl's mean! He had the whole staff laughing at me

for when I said Christ spoke English. . . . Why were they laughing at THAT? . . . We all KNOW he spoke English. . . It's right there in the Bible . . . in RED for cripe's sake!!!"