End the weird week with a CAPTION!!!!! . . . Or hold thy peace.

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "These poppenjays think they're so smart that I gotta listen to them. Geez. 'Expert This' and 'Expert That'. Nobel Prizes all over the room. Big poison-ivy universities, if you ask me. Muckity-mucks! . . . The earth isn't warming 'cause I can find guys to say it's NOT so. . . . Creation lasted seven days 'cause we got a guy who will say it IS so. Iraq is doing okay 'cause I got reports to show it. . . Don't these pointy heads know nothing? . . . Don't they know how business works? . . . We say it and it's so . . . We were doing just fine, too. . . . Geez, . . .if only they'd leave us alone."

[shenmue]

1. "Ow!"

"Who hit me?"

He looks like a parakeet with a cold.

[lonestarnot]

2. His head looks like it has shrunk. Maybe his brain is drying out.

[Crankie Avalon]

8. "BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUI..."

[lonestarnot]

9. LOL

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. "I'm President? When the hell did that happen?"

[Ravy]

4. I'ma just waitin' for a thought. (n/t)

[dogday]

5. I am the decider!!!

I just don't know what I am deciding on???? What was the question???? Who am I????

[elehhhhna]

6. I think ah'll play the palestinian fight song when Israel visits. He he.

"Poppenjay" ?11!!11! He thinks that's a breakfast pastry.

[jayfish]

7. "Can't They Just Fast-Forward...

past the part where Mulan saves China. I've seen it a thousand times already. ...sheeze"

Jay

[KansDem]

10. "Ahhhhh, how I miss the 'good ol' days' when all I had to worry about..."

"...was having the right numbers of frogs and firecrackers."

[skip fox]

11. W. is "thinking": "Crap. Karl beat the sh*t outta me for grabbing Hu

yesterday. . . . I thought I could cheer him up if I coud tell him another joke . . . . the one about the enema bag, the Iraqi, and the penguin . . . If he'd have listened, he'd have given us anything we wanted . . . Just because the first three jokes weren't that good, he didn't have to pull away. . . . Then I wouldn't have had to grab him . . . Damn, my butt still hurts."