KansDem
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Fri Apr-21-06 10:43 AM
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Have you heard about the new Bush soup? |
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It's a little weenie in hot water! *rim shot*
Just told to me by a colleague :rofl:
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Fri Apr-21-06 10:45 AM
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Donald Rumsfeld is briefing president Bush: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the president, “that’s terrible!”
His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands.
Finally, he looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”
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Norquist Nemesis
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Fri Apr-21-06 10:45 AM
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That's one I can remember! :rofl:
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Fri Apr-21-06 10:48 AM
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3. Have you heard what GWB got on his IQ test? |
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Fri Apr-21-06 10:51 AM
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Fri Apr-21-06 10:50 AM
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4. This week is the 100th anniversary of the San Fran earthquake |
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In a released statement George Buxh says FEMA help is on the way.
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Fri Apr-21-06 10:52 AM
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6. Now that IS funny! n/t |
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Fri Apr-21-06 11:01 AM
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I'm gonna pass that one on.
:rofl:
:applause:
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Fri Apr-21-06 11:04 AM
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had to send that one to hubby and friends.
Thanks for making my day, KansDem!!!!!
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Liberal In Texas
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Fri Apr-21-06 11:07 AM
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9. Good one. Have to use it tonight at the bar. K/R |
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Fri Apr-21-06 11:07 AM
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Worse than SARS and Bird Flu combined, The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new strain of virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is cintracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him" Many victims contracted it in 2004,after having been screwed for the past five years. cognitive characteristics of indiduals infected include:anti-social personality disorders, delusions ofgrandeur with messianic overtones,extreme cognitive dissonance,inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to acept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history,tendencies toward evangelical theocracy,categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemoiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
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