Proposal for George W. Bush Monument

[BurtWorm]

Courtesy of dkos's Bill in Portland, Maine... ;)

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/4/21/10053/0230


Dear Washington, D.C. Monuments Commission. I would like to submit a design for the future George W. Bush Monument. It should be built out of the finest granite, so that it may forever symbolize the Bush legacy. Here is my design:

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This is actual size, by the way. Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely, Bill in Portland

[kurth]

1. 2,375 dead, 17,269 maimed and wounded

for no fucking good reason.

[tridim]

6. Let's tattoo all the names on Bush's skin

so he has to see the names of all the people he killed every day of the rest of his miserable life. Call that his monument.

[Downtown Hound]

2. Hahahahahahaha...

Don't jump the gun though. It very well may go even lower, and we want the monument to accurately reflect his presidency. ;-)

[Lisa]

4. how about some removable blocks?

Park employees could pull some of them out during the day, until the monument totters and collapses, leaving Bush's popularity ratings in ruins. To my knowledge, this would be the first ever moving, interactive memorial. (Okay, so Old Faithful does change from moment to moment, but this would be in its own league.)

It should be a big hit with the tourists -- don't forget your video camera!

[stevietheman]

3. I have a better idea...

Behold Mt. Dubya Dookie!

[BurtWorm]

10. A big, heaping pile of steaming monument.

:thumbsup:

[Swamp Rat]

16. I agree

[BurtWorm]

26. That is so much prettier than Bush will ever be!

:cry:

[Jack Rabbit]

5. How about this one in honor of his tanking numbers

. . . and his historical reputation . . .



From HowStuffWorks.com

[Ilsa]

18. The monument needs a visual of the inside of the bowl and the

turd we couldn't flush.

[Jack Rabbit]

19. You mean like this?

Image from TempleOfGWBush.blogspot.com

[KansDem]

7. Whatever design is selected, it should be mounted on a base...

with a hinge so it can be repeatedly pulled down, like once a day.

Something like this:

[ClintonTyree]

8. Just make it so the pigeons will shit all over his head........

and I'll be happy. Hell, I'll feed the flying rats so they'll have more "ammo". ;)

[BurtWorm]

11. Should also be low enough so dogs piss on it.

:patriot:

[zulchzulu]

9. How about a huge pretzel made out of corpse and skull shapes

It's a start.

[ArbustoBuster]

12. A big pit in the ground that you throw money and soldiers into.

And every four years, the Supreme Court would get together and vote to keep the pit in place.

[Bush_MUST_Go]

13. How about bush sitting on his ass reading "My Pet Goat"

while in the background... planes crash into the WTC?

[Gabi Hayes]

14. they already have one

[DemInDistress]

15. how about a 6 foot "penis" with King george's face sculptured

into the head??

[Swamp Rat]

17. How about this?:

:D

[DemInDistress]

25. "rotflmfaooooo" so funny !! out of the ass of britanny comes our

IMBECILE KING GEORGE,,. good stuff !!

[TahitiNut]

20. I think he deserves a monument as big and as grand

... as he can build with his own two hands. I'll be glad to chip in to buy him the bricks and mortar, each brick inscribed with the name of a 'Coilition' military who was killed or an Iraqi or Afghani who was killed as a result of his regime's Crimes Against Peace and War Crimes.

I don't particularly care if he works on the monument 12-16 hours/day. It must, however, meet the same building codes that any construction must meet.

[Jack Rabbit]

21. Sometning hew can make with his own two hands . . .

http://www.pl8ster.net/DC/dc.html

[TahitiNut]

23. No. No power equipment allowed. Hand tools only.

:evilgrin:

[Arkham House]

22. How about a nude statue of Little Boots--

--with what might be called, hmm, anatomically correct private parts...and here's the kicker: the phallus will magically seem to be pissing, much like statues of Jesus bleed magically in the right places...and his followers can come to the statue, see Dubya peeing away, and call out, "it's a miracle!!!"...

[Rocknrule]

24. He'll probably rename the Washington monument after himself

that is, after making it a bit bigger and putting a couple oil tanks at the base
:evilgrin: