Tip for Success in Management

[Omaha Steve]

Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking managers heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with the newspaper in their hands look like they’re heading for the bathroom. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

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[ret5hd]

1. Well, truth be told, i make sure i walk around with a micrometer...

or caliper or tape measure, sometimes with a blueprint for good measure.